Who Are You in your Neighborhood?

[Reggs]

Originally Posted by binge

So, who here is the guy with the kidnapper van?

I think Kunk has a van, and two kids. Hmmmm

 

[tc6]

I used to be the kid who used to get chased down by an old man with a baseball bat because I accidentally kicked a soccer ball a few times at all of the cars he used to park on the street instead of his driveay.

Now I'm the guy who everyone says hi to when I'm going on my nightly run.

I've also been known to be the overweight yet insanely good looking guy who respects elders because Indian parents supposedly know how to raise kids.

 

[Copious]

I'm that tall ass motherfucker who used to be scary and have long hair but now just looks like a big, kind of intimidating dude.

Also I'm the guy who has his band over and plays too loud and pisses off the neighbors.

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by binge

So, who here is the guy with the kidnapper van?

Me.

 

[zissou]

I'm the heathen who's always up on his roof on Sundays or mowing the lawn while drinking beer.

 

[breitlingman]

Everyone else in my neighborhood is old enough to be my parents, and no one really hangs out or talks to one another here.. the lots are a bit bigger and the houses set back so you can't really see anyone's driveway... so I have no idea what anyone thinks of me.

 

[gnatty8]

Originally Posted by HORNS

Me.

 

[mkcurt]

I'm the 'Mr. Quick Fix" in our neigborhood. I do computer repairs and web development. I own a clothing label too.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by binge

So, who here is the guy with the kidnapper van?
I don't know about kidnapping but I've got a great deal on some speakers.

 

[Seanallen]

I throw basement parties that my neighbors will complain about the next day.

 

[RSS]

California (in town): I'm the person who knows everyone ... but won't gossip about anyone.

California (in country): Neighbors ... what neighbors?

New York: The person who is never there ... but who always returns his proxy in time for the board meeting.

 

[CityConnection]

I dont think my neighbors know me. One of them once caught me as I was trying to throw a rock at a raccoon. I told her it was on our roof and she continued by saying how they are so cute....I had to put my rocks in my pocket until she left.

 

[Larry Lean]

Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy

My wife and I are known as the people who drive way too ******* fast.

don't you have any speed cameras where you drive? l would love to drive really ******* fast but i'm always afraid of being busted by the cops.

l'm known as the guy who likes to flirt with all the hotties under 30.

 

[Kent Wang]

The guy that's always going to the mailbox in his boxers.

 

[CityConnection]

Originally Posted by unjung

I've had the cops called twice due to continued awesomeness.

That is hilarious!