Ugh...

[whnay.]

Image yourself as one of the most dominant pitchers of all time, you've won countless Cy Young awards and made over $100 million over your career. Would you show up to court looking like this?

 

[lawyerdad]

Did you see the picture of his buddy Pettite showing up for his testimony the other day? He looked like a kid wearing his dad's suit to the prom.

 

[whacked]

I think Clemens is a DB to the worst degree, but the camera angle did him no favor.

 

[finch]

Never, Clemens never seems all that put together during press or in this case controversy.

Originally Posted by whnay.

Image yourself as one of the most dominant pitchers of all time, you've won countless Cy Young awards and made over $100 million over your career. Would you show up to court looking like this?

 

[Tomasso]

The photo must have been taken before he was deposed, since his pants are not yet on fire.

 

[haganah]

The bottle of water in his hand can be mistaken for one of those small liquor bottles that homeless people love. And i like it!

 

[rnoldh]

Is he wearing a shirt-jacket or a leisure suit?

 

[SuitingStyle]

I think clothes is his least concern right now.........

 

[chorse123]

Originally Posted by SuitingStyle

I think clothes is his least concern right now.........

Really? Even though he may have perjured himself, I don't know that they have any way of proving it.

He looked a little better the second day:

 

[Roikins]

Originally Posted by Tomasso

The photo must have been taken before he was deposed, since his pants are not yet on fire.

Perhaps the suit was made for him when he was his most juiced, and now he has shrunk.

 

[mensimageconsultant]

What in the world is the first outfit? The second would be good if the fit were better. His clothing actually is important to public perception of the issue. An under-sized tie knot, for example, emphasizes his size, which in turn leads some to a presumption of guilt. Maybe he should have hired unusually large lawyers

 

[rjmaiorano]

The shirt-jacket thingy he is wearing is not what he wore to the deposition, I believe. He wore that when speaking to committee members.

 

[HomerJ]

He should be wearing a hard hat and holding a clip board in that first get up.

Does that remind anyone else of a meat inspector or something?

 

[warlok1965]

Asparagus inspector, I was thinking.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by mensimageconsultant

. Maybe he should have hired unusually large lawyers

Well, at least he hired a well-dressed one.