Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[Piobaire]

What is a fluoride stare?

 

[javyn]



What is a fluoride stare?

**** I'm still trying to figure out what "vocal fry" is. Still can't hear it.

 

[javyn]

 

[tagutcow]



What is a fluoride stare?

It's a stare that's slightly more vacant than the contrail stare.

 

[Gibonius]



It's a stare that's slightly more vacant than the contrail stare.

*chemtrail

 

[Big Pun]

Does that guy use the word sheeple in conversation?

 

[Claghorn]

When millennials become parents:

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Wife of a friend from college. She always tags him in her posts, so they occasionally show up on my feed. And it continues:

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[HRoi]

That's pretty great. If you're gonna have beef, it's more fun to have it with a 4 year old

 

[Piobaire]

Clag, defriend her and ******* move so she doesn't know where you live!

 

[VaderDave]



Clag, defriend her and ******* move so she doesn't know where you live!

At the very least click "Hide this Post" and then click on the option to "see less from" her. That seems to help cut down on the nonsense.

 

[Claghorn]

Done and done (though it is my friend's wife. I'm not friends with her, but she insists on tagging him in everything concerning their children). Dude was a lot of fun in college, graduated, rediscovered god and all of his posts were about being blessed. Married a girl from his hometown a few months after graduating. Had the first of three kids a year later (three kids within four years).

 

[Piobaire]



Done and done (though it is my friend's wife. I'm not friends with her, but she insists on tagging him in everything concerning their children). Dude was a lot of fun in college, graduated, rediscovered god and all of his posts were about being blessed. Married a girl from his hometown a few months after graduating. Had the first of three kids a year later (three kids within four years).

Reading her posts the Jesus-love certainly comes through...

 

[Van Veen]

My wife has a Facebook friend who used to post about two things on an almost daily basis: Crossfit and how much she thought the institution of marriage was complete bullshit, and that it wasn't possible for married people to be happy. To the point where my wife, who (unlike me) does not like arguing on the Internet, got in a little cyber-tiff. Her theory was that the girl was never in a serious relationship and had a skewed perspective because of jealously or whatever else.

Well, my wife was right because now this girl posts daily about Crossfit and her amaaaaaazing boyfriend. No more railing on marriage.

 

[Texasmade]



My wife has a Facebook friend who used to post about two things on an almost daily basis: Crossfit and how much she thought the institution of marriage was complete bullshit, and that it wasn't possible for married people to be happy. To the point where my wife, who (unlike me) does not like arguing on the Internet, got in a little cyber-tiff. Her theory was that the girl was never in a serious relationship and had a skewed perspective because of jealously or whatever else.

Well, my wife was right because now this girl posts daily about Crossfit and her amaaaaaazing boyfriend. No more railing on marriage.

I'm guessing Crossfit chick's boyfriend is also a Crossfitter and they plan on getting married and opening up their own gym together.

 

[VaderDave]



I'm guessing Crossfit chick's boyfriend is also a Crossfitter and they plan on getting married and opening up their own gym together.

It's just a matter of time before one of them suffers a serious injury from all the Olympic style lifts they are doing (incorrectly) and gains a ton of weight because he/she can't work out anymore. Then the relationship will crumble and the institution of marriage will be back in the doghouse.