How many ever forgotten to zip your fly?

[Jovan]

Button fly jeans are the bomb. Unfortunately they haven't gotten me much attention.

 

[Steve B.]

What - "just offering", sort of?

You got it...

 

[creat3cp]

haha,,,,dats what most guys do when they try a new pair of pants/jeans..

 

[creat3cp]

Originally Posted by Kent Wang

I sometimes forget to zip up, but with button fly I never forget. Nearly all my pants are now button fly.

but some of my button fly jeans button still will fly off( unbutton due to movement)...

 

[501kid]

As a college student, I can testify that all college guys leave their fly's open at least once in a while. All I personally wear are Levi 501's, and I usually miss one or two buttons on a regular basis. But I hardly ever forget to button all five buttons unless I'm really drunk at a house party. But I don't think the girls at the party mind and the guys could care less. But no one will tell you when your fly is unbuttoned opposed to having a zip fly.

 

[sho'nuff]

i do this all the time. not so much now as i wear half the time button fly. but i did this perhaps once a month years ago. so embarrassing.

 

[Flieger]

My cack does not like to feel constricted.
Claustrophobia or something.

 

[LexSenthur]

Basically never in jeans, but when I started my first "get dressed up for work" job, I forgot to zip up. Got the inside button, the eyelet, and the outside button, put on my belt and go to work. A few hours later I'd hit the can and discover my barn door issue.

 

[Philip1978]

Who hasn't?

 

[cgardel]

Originally Posted by 501kid

As a college student, I can testify that all college guys leave their fly's open at least once in a while. All I personally wear are Levi 501's, and I usually miss one or two buttons on a regular basis. But I hardly ever forget to button all five buttons unless I'm really drunk at a house party. But I don't think the girls at the party mind and the guys could care less. But no one will tell you when your fly is unbuttoned opposed to having a zip fly.

What kind of search were you doing to pull up a three-year old thread about zipping one's fly?

 

[CharlesAlexander]

Originally Posted by Alter

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

ELAINE: Noooo.

JERRY: You mean he just

ELAINE: Yes.

JERRY: Are you sure?

ELAINE: Oh quite.

JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...

ELAINE: Yea.

JERRY: It.

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: Out.

ELAINE: Out.

the best part is when Kramer comes in, and ask Elaine how the date went and she just response "he took it out" and Kramer knows instantly what she's talking about and reacts by almost falling over.

 

[progressive rake]

A few years ago, I was walking up the stairs of Brooks Brothers on 5th ave. and looking down I noticed ******* was swinging around outside my undone zipper. Found its way right through the boxer shorts.

 

[sho'nuff]

did you really feel compelled to make this your first post?

 

[LexSenthur]

Originally Posted by progressive rake

A few years ago, I was walking up the stairs of Brooks Brothers on 5th ave. and looking down I noticed ******* was swinging around outside my undone zipper. Found its way right through the boxer shorts.

That's ********!

*laughtrack*

*opening credits*

 

[dv3]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

did you really feel compelled to make this your first post?

Ive never laughed harder at a post before...and I'm not sure why this one struck me as being particularly funny.