Girl Issues, Need Advice vol. infinity

[blahman]

Originally Posted by Eason

Nope, not true. The worst failures are the guys who don't even try, they say things like "idgaf" online. These people are the taint-smell of the Earth.

******* weird though... it seems like every time I try I just get ****** shot down. When I not bother and just have a drink and go with the flow, women land on my lap.

 

[Mr. White]

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[CDFS]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I'm not a pathetic failure. To be a failure you actually have to try.

"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson

 

[Eason]

Originally Posted by blahman

******* weird though... it seems like every time I try I just get ****** shot down. When I not bother and just have a drink and go with the flow, women land on my lap.

Well that's something different, that's like confidence/desperation. What I'm talkin 'bout are people who pretend to not give a **** because they're so resigned to their failures, and continue to keep failing.

 

[Lane]

what if you love yourself too much, and see most girls your age as a waste of your time? I can't tolerate ditzy bitches unless im drunk...I mean I certainly care, and want to meet a great girl, but all I find are really stupid girls. Maybe, its cuz I focus too much on the bar scene, but I dunno a good place to meet chicks...lol

 

[Eason]

It's never a waste of time to **** something.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Originally Posted by Eason

It's never a waste of time to **** something.

Or be fucked.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Eason

Well that's something different, that's like confidence/desperation. What I'm talkin 'bout are people who pretend to not give a **** because they're so resigned to their failures, and continue to keep failing.

 

[AR_Six]

Originally Posted by Eason

It's never a waste of time to **** something.
Sage wisdom from grandmaster Eason. These words should be immortalized on some sort of commemorative plate or medallion or something, for the benefit of future generations.

 

[Lane]

im not very horny unless im drunk though. I'm more a slave to my mind than ********

 

[HgaleK]

Originally Posted by Lane

im not very horny unless im drunk though. I'm more a slave to my mind than ********

Big brains get me super wet.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by HgaleK

Big brains get me super wet.

+1

 

[bosatlbwi]

so the girl I posted about a few weeks ago and her friend sat with my boys and I at dinner (of course I look like ass because I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night and have just been studying for like a week and a half, but whatever) and invited us to their joint birthday party wednesday night...I have a final thursday

 

[Lane]

uh, there are plenty of bitches out there. You don't even know where this is going (probably no where, no offense). So, sacrificing your grades for the mere possibility of getting with this girl would be dumb. Plus, I doubt not making it would ruin your chances forever.

 

[HgaleK]

Originally Posted by mike868y

so the girl I posted about a few weeks ago and her friend sat with my boys and I at dinner (of course I look like ass because I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night and have just been studying for like a week and a half, but whatever) and invited us to their joint birthday party wednesday night...I have a final thursday

Do you have enough self control to handle your **** and not get wrecked? Can you study enough by wednesday night to be ready? Is it a morning final?