Are these the fugliest shoes ever made?

willy cheesesteak · Feb 15, 2011

You guys have obviously never seen a pair of Vibram Five Fingers being worn in real life.

skitlets · Feb 15, 2011

Originally Posted by willy cheesesteak

You guys have obviously never seen a pair of Vibram Five Fingers being worn in real life.

I'd say OP is worse. Only seen people wearing vibrams while actually running or at the gym.

El Argentino · Feb 15, 2011

Seen those vibrams worn casually around campus. I want to beat the wearers' head in with a metal chair every time.

aphextwin07 · Feb 15, 2011

well i think it's quite clear where the inspiration for these came from:

gastarbeider · Feb 15, 2011

Originally Posted by El Argentino

Seen those vibrams worn casually around campus. I want to beat the wearers' head in with a metal chair every time.
every college campus, in every generation, has been chock-a-block with various items of clothing that merit a beating.

triumphman · Feb 15, 2011

they resemble climbing shoes...

Robert Frost · Feb 15, 2011

well i think it's quite clear where the inspiration for these came from

That was indeed one of my visual associations, too. Shoes pried off of the feet of a mummified corpse (plus a crazy rubber sole). For someone who sports the overall look of a bog body, these Clarks might be a fitting accessory.

KD-fens · Feb 16, 2011

Originally Posted by triumphman

they resemble climbing shoes...

That's what I was thinking. If I saw these in an urban setting, I don't know what I would do.

aaaeeeiiiooouuu · Feb 17, 2011

Haha, I was expecting one of the normal bicycle toed/duckbilled atrocities, but this... ... this truly transcends normal descriptors of awfulness and is in a league of its own

Well done, Clarks

BreezyBirch · Feb 17, 2011

they look like river-walking shoes...but with leather on them? if they were all rubber they basically would look like a toeless version of river walkers...pretty ugly

Dr Huh? · Feb 17, 2011

WE'D LIKE TO MAKE CLASSY SHOES BUT.....MEH.

dsmolken · Feb 17, 2011

Originally Posted by BrizaBirch

they look liver river-walking shoes...but with leather on them?
Wait, why would you make shoes from a liver?

P.S. Here's some sea bass skin:

nemo · Feb 17, 2011

Bjork, is that you?!!!

gululv · Feb 17, 2011

Haha, yeah, ugliest shoes I've ever seen, no doubt.

cimabue · Feb 17, 2011

Why oh why did I click on this thread? And so soon after eating?

Are these the fugliest shoes ever made?

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