Who is the wittiest poster on SF

[HORNS]

This is a fantastic circle-jerk of a thread.

 

[Chiaroscuro]

Doc, dopey, jet, and fuuma. dopey and jet can be mean, but i like mean people. meanies make others cry, which makes life amusing.

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by Chiaroscuro

Doc, dopey, jet, and fuuma. dopey and jet can be mean, but i like mean people. meanies make others cry, which makes life amusing.

Do you mean DocHolliday?

He's about as mean as I am serious in my political posts!

Now, my historical posts and posts concerning "entertainers" are a different matter.

I note that it's a real close horse race as I type. 19 Vox to 17 RJ to 18 Other. I have 3 votes ( 1 of which is my own ), but I'm a real closer. Watch out Vox and RJ! I'm not going to try and overtake "other" A/K/A Dopey.

I looked in the mirror this morning ( been up since 6:00AM ) and I realized that I'm light on wit and Snark. Maybe I can make it up in other ways.

Vote early and vote often.

 

[poorsod]

I voted for Vox b/c Mr. Sam was not on the ballot.

 

[matadorpoeta]

bergdorf goodwill

 

[ragdoll]

Eric Glennie

 

[Homme]

RJMan with rach2jlc a close second

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[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by Homme

RJMan with rach2jlc a close second

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Wittiest, not gheyest (i'm talking about RJman, of course).

 

[rnoldh]

Wow, I just got out of my Sunday morning social meeting.

And I see it's 27-26 RJman over Vox. What a race!

I see that "other is only at 19. That is my fault. Hindsight is 20-20 and I see that I should have included Dopey and Matt in the choices.

What about a witt-off? Dopey against Matt, mano a mano ( inside an internet octagon ). I'm pretty sure I could get Dopey to agree. What about Matt. Be prepared for some rapier wit. I'm gratified and mystified that I got 3 votes.

The poll is not over.

Vote early and vote often!!!

PS: I see that aportnoy has gotten a vote. There are some very smart people on SF!

 

[lynchpatrickj]

Other (as played by Thomas) gets my vote, too. I also think that Prof. Fabulous guy is great.

Originally Posted by MrG

I chose "other." I don't think wit is inherently tied to having a hint of harshness, and much of the "wit" around here has an edge that I would say qualifies as snarky. I'll refrain from pointing fingers, mostly because I don't think the snark is necessarily a bad thing, and I tend to be amused by much of it.

I'd say the wittiest is DT's own Thomas. Dude always makes me laugh, and he generally isn't as harsh as the others who might count as witty.

 

[haganah]

Boys, be careful - the winner gives rhnold a lap dance. On the lower east side. With an oil tycoon watching. It's beginning to look a lot like Carter...

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by haganah

Boys, be careful - the winner gives rhnold a lap dance. On the lower east side. With an oil tycoon watching. It's beginning to look a lot like Carter...

How could you not be in this pole. You are truly "the one."

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by haganah

Boys, be careful - the winner gives rhnold a lap dance. On the lower east side. With an oil tycoon watching. It's beginning to look a lot like Carter...

Oil tycoons are no problem ( we've got a lot down here , and I can get one to NYC). A lap dance in NYC would be fine. I hear they have a lot of good clubs there and as my friend says "they got a lotta nice girls there, har, har,har". The LES is fine. It will be a nice return and I'll get them to re open Ratners for Dopey and I. And you be the Judge of " It's beginning to look a lot like Carter......" if you are old enough to remember and know the facts and context.

Originally Posted by iammatt

How could you not be in this pole. You are truly "the one."

+1

See, I agree with you often ( though the word is "poll" ). haganah should have been in the poll as you and Dopey should have been ( my mistake ).

Perhaps we can have a 3 way witt-off, mano a mano. Gentleman, prepare your rapiers.

PS: 30 to 30! That's a real race.

And there was a 4th vote for me. Amazing!

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

+1

See, I agree with you often ( though the word is "poll" ). haganah should have been in the poll as you and Dopey should have been ( my mistake ).

Perhaps we can have a 3 way witt-off, mano a mano. Gentleman, prepare your rapiers.

PS: 30 to 30! That's a real race.

When haganah is going to give you a lap dance, the word is pole, not poll, as in the apparatus on which he will dance before your private show. It was wit, and perhaps such unsuccessful wit that it disqualified me.

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by iammatt

When haganah is going to give you a lap dance, the word is pole, not poll, as in the apparatus on which he will dance before your private show. It was wit, and perhaps such unsuccessful wit that it disqualified me.

Nah, you're still in the race.

Many of us are wondering how to extrapolate the "other" vote.

It was my mistake to leave you and Dopey out as specific choices.

If you too would have a wit-off mano a mano, it would be clearer. I'll PM Dopey right now.