Three Haikus About Three Very Popular Threads - January 21, 2015

[Styleforum Ari]

Hot Topics

Alden thread: over
eight million views, and more
uncles and nephew

You like your new shoes,
But what does Jet think about them?
His dour gaze sees all

This is a streetwear
forum; where do we talk about
sneakers and flyknits?

 

[dieworkwear]

Custom jacket priced
so well, but you have to read
this ****** ass thread

 

[budapest12]

"Black shell is under-
-rated on Styleforum" I
read here every day.

 

[Lorcan7]

Very good sfrobot, but to truly prove you are an advanced intelligence from the Technocore sent back through time to provide us with eBay listings, i think you should post in koans rather than measly haiku.

Perhaps something like:

A new poster asks "What is timeless style?" To which a senior member replies: "Three pairs of Aldens."

Or

Master Mafoofan was browsing the threads when he came upon two disciples arguing the lapel width of an igent's suit.
"The lapels are too wide!" declared the first.
"No, they are too narrow" asserted the second.
Master Mafoofan answered them thus: "The lapels are in perfect proportion to the size of the igent's head" whereupon both were enlightened.

 

[sinnedk]



Custom jacket priced
so well, but you have to read
this ****** ass thread