Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[L'Incandescent]

When I was much younger, the band I was in did play "Love Song."

 

[lasbar]



When I was much younger, the band I was in did play "Love Song."

Do you play a little bit of Bernie Edwards bass lines?

 

[L'Incandescent]

When I played "Love Song," I played the bass lines of the immortal Brian Wheat.

 

[acidboy]

The fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily, gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said “you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.”

You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m sorry, the wound is still there. Make sure you control your temper the next time you are tempted to say something you will regret later.

 

[acidboy]

dude, I'm happy you're having a great time in your trip and all but please spare us the food pics, or at least know how to take a picture and/or use a filter or bettter yet, just stop.

 

[tagutcow]



The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said “you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.”

The son then told his father, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO HAMMER THE NAILS INTO THE FENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE, DIPSHIT!" and proceeded to assault his father with the hammer, striking him brutally about the skull and chest, until at last his corpulent form lay motionless in a crimson puddle, dead.

The father then realized the value of not ******* up fences in service of pointless object lessons.

 

[Harold falcon]

Children and Youth Services came by one day after a neighbour complained of a wild boy in the backyard flailing about with a hammer. They took the boy into protective services and sent him to a foster home where he was raped by an older boy and turned to a life of petty crime eventually dying of AIDS in state prison after becoming the **** toy of the Nation of Islam.

The father spent every last dime trying to get his boy back but due to giving his boy a lethal weapon and being a single parent was never able to see his son again. He died penniless in a Motel Six with a half empty .40 of King Cobra in his left hand and his right hand down the panties of a passed out hooker named Aromatherapy.

 

[Biscotti]

Beautiful. Write a children's book

 

[HRoi]

I wish I had a bag of nails to hammer into everyone who makes a stupid Facebook post

 

[suited]

This one (left) likes to use hashtags to showcase her independence. This is the "big girl" syndrome you might have seen before - a ironic condition that infantilizes oneself through childish language in an effort to show how mature or "grown" they have become. Anyway, if you are in Miami I would be careful. They do what they want (probably when they want, too).

 

[lawyerdad]



Children and Youth Services came by one day after a neighbour complained of a wild boy in the backyard flailing about with a hammer. They took the boy into protective services and sent him to a foster home where he was raped by an older boy and turned to a life of petty crime eventually dying of AIDS in state prison after becoming the **** toy of the Nation of Islam.

The father spent every last dime trying to get his boy back but due to giving his boy a lethal weapon and being a single parent was never able to see his son again. He died penniless in a Motel Six with a half empty .40 of King Cobra in his left hand and his right hand down the panties of a passed out hooker named Aromatherapy.

Pics of Aromatherapy?

 

[Neo_Version 7]



This one (left) likes to use hashtags to showcase her independence. This is the "big girl" syndrome you might have seen before - a ironic condition that initializes oneself through childish language in an effort to show how mature or "grown" they have become. Anyway, if you are in Miami I would be careful. They do what they want (probably when they want, too).

Big girl syndrome: Edina's specialty

 

[lasbar]



This one (left) likes to use hashtags to showcase her independence. This is the "big girl" syndrome you might have seen before - a ironic condition that infantilizes oneself through childish language in an effort to show how mature or "grown" they have become. Anyway, if you are in Miami I would be careful. They do what they want (probably when they want, too).

The Big girl BS is tiresome ...

I used to like them when they were easy and funny..

 

[acidboy]

what the **** is wrong with people??!!

Police have arrested a man who stabbed dead his seven-year-old daughter and then posted the pictures of the dead child on Facebook at dawn on Tuesday.
Mark Alvin Manliclic, 31, admitted to murdering his seven-year-old child Angel Mark Cathlene although he could not explain why.

What was clear, according to police investigators, was that hours before, he had threatened to kill the girl at the height of a fight with his wife.

Chief Inspector Rodelio Marcelo, head of the Police District’s Criminal Investigation and Detection Unit, said Manliclic and his wife based in Canada exchanged heated messages over Facebook the night before.

“The wife was apparently unable to answer some of his messages, so the suspect eventually got mad and said he would kill his daughter should the wife refuse to come home,” the official said.

The suspect even made the photo of his bloodied daughter as his profile picture on Facebook, but it was eventually deleted later in the day, Marcelo said.

 

[bbaquiran]

You were friends with that guy?