Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[Blackhood]

Hotties doing things is hot.
Doing things is not hot.

 

[redcaimen]



A local DJ named DJ 3rd Eye has been using this signature hand gesture for about a year now.

Why is he putting his "third eye" over one of his regular eyes? What a waste of an eye. Shouldn't he put his third eye on his forehead or cheek or some other place it would help him see better. He needs to rename himself DJ Monocle or DJ Jewelers Loupe.

 

[foodguy]

And this is why they call him Swaggy. Is this six eyes?

 

[BDC2823]

What about Hanley Ramirez's "I see you"?

Extra points for having a bobblehead made for it...

 

[redcaimen]



And this is why they call him Swaggy. Is this six eyes?

This is DJ Das Boot.

 

[NorCal]



This is DJ Das Boot.

DJ Dat Booty (Tappin')

 

[Harold falcon]

Maybe my post wouldn't have been so offensive after all.

 

[NorCal]

one way to find out . . .

 

[Connemara]

http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/struggles-of-a-tall-betch

 

[tagutcow]

That moment when you know you are PMSing because the reveal of remodeled restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares make you cry.

Yeah, that just happened.

 

[munchausen]



http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/struggles-of-a-tall-betch

Epic humblebrag

 

[Harold falcon]



http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/struggles-of-a-tall-betch

*****, I'm 6'4". Come on by.

 

[acidboy]

there's this person in my feed who, in a span of one week while on vacation in some beach resort with her family, took 8 pictures of her junior h.s. son asleep with captions like :

Vacation starts NOW !!! Zzzzzzz.....

So much fun......in dreamland!

This is what happens when you sleep the whole day ! #nightswimming

Son Rise ...

All awake..finally..

Zipline...then Zzzzzzzzz......

Winner !!!

Because he just woke up..dinner for the growing boy

and knowing the attention seeking idiot she is, she's trying to project this as a "look at our funny family" thing where her son is like some kind of cartoon character. *****, with the rate you're going I'd give your son 5 years before he knocks some high school skank up and brings her home to live in your house.

 

[tagutcow]

i never realized how ugly my nose was until i just sat & stared at my pics.. like from the side it's cute but from the front it screams michael jackson whaadafug

Spoiler

 

[HRoi]

would hit. especially since she seems to be insecure