Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[tagutcow]



SF illuminati unite. Troll this person.

As a key member of the Inner Circle, I demand you horny nerds back the **** off. Even if you do succeed in trolling her, she still wins, because she's better looking than you vile cretins.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

You should bring her along when we have our sleepover, Rob

 

[Piobaire]

Could you let her know there's a solidly built middle aged white guy, that if he were single, would smash her like Mjohnir, the mighty hammer of Thor?

 

[brokencycle]

Nerd cred checks out - made a reference to Mjolnir.

 

[Piobaire]



Nerd cred checks out - made a reference to Mjolnir.

Dood, Vikings are on the History channel now and totally cool. Would smash that Canadian chic that plays his first wife.

 

[lawyerdad]

JFC, the snake is now swallowing its tail:


Dude who the first punk rocker among the kids I grew up with and is now an irrepressibly upbeat social media consultant:
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Curious: How often do you actually answer the random questions that everyone throws out at you on Facebook these days?
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[brokencycle]



Dood, Vikings are on the History channel now and totally cool. Would smash that Canadian chic that plays his first wife.

 

[tagutcow]

A local DJ named DJ 3rd Eye has been using this signature hand gesture for about a year now.

I recently brought his attention to this promo photo for Pharrell Williams' Uniqlo collab:

He's now attacking Pharrell on his twitter:

I'm facebooking my way into pop culture!

 

[HRoi]

Whenever I hear about someone's "third eye" I amuse myself by thinking he's referring to his asshole

 

[Harold falcon]

I could have written something really offensive here, but I'm only on my first martini so I won't.

 

[tagutcow]



I'm only on my first martini so I won't.

It's 1 PM and you're only on your first martini? I am disappoint.

 

[Harold falcon]

That was at 12:45. Work is the curse of the drinking class.

 

[js4design]

 

[brokencycle]

^ lol

Most people who say things like "nerds are hot" aren't referring to actual nerds.

 

[HRoi]

Hottie privilege?