Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[lasbar]



What's with chicks who are REALLY into cats? Like almost every fb update is about cats and her photos are of her and her cats.

I love cats...

 

[L'Incandescent]

A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like. Her dad tore a map of the USA out of a magazine and cut it
into small pieces, then told her to go to her room and see if she could put it together. After a few minutes she returned with the map correctly fitted and taped together. The dad was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. She replied, on the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together.

 

[impolyt_one]

just shot myself in the face after reading that.

 

[L'Incandescent]

The parable doesn't even make sense on its own terms. If my daughter wanted to know what the USA looked like, I would not cut a map into little pieces and challenge her to put it together. I would show her an intact map.

Sorry if I inspired you to shoot yourself in the face. Hope you're okay.

 

[CouttsClient]



A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like. Her dad tore a map of the USA out of a magazine and cut it
into small pieces, then told her to go to her room and see if she could put it together. After a few minutes she returned with the map correctly fitted and taped together. The dad was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. She replied, on the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together.

 

[RSS]



A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like. Her dad tore a map of the USA out of a magazine and cut it into small pieces, then told her to go to her room and see if she could put it together. After a few minutes she returned with the map correctly fitted and taped together. The dad was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. She replied, on the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together.

I'm too Episcopalian for this crap. Now if it had a bottle of Scotch on the other side ...

 

[Rambo]



I'm too Episcopalian for this crap. Now if it had a bottle of Scotch on the other side ...

Now that's a religion I can get behind.

 

[CouttsClient]



Now that's a religion I can get behind.

Oh yes. Going to that big distillery in the sky is a far better sell

 

[bjornb17]



just shot myself in the face after reading that.

and I shat myself.

 

[CalTex]

some girl post a picture of her and her tattoo, right below her belly button. "STAY GOLDEN"

what the heck is that supposed to mean????, like she only wants guys that use the golden wrapper?

 

[lasbar]



some girl post a picture of her and her tattoo, right below her belly button. "STAY GOLDEN"

what the heck is that supposed to mean????, like she only wants guys that use the golden wrapper?

************* more likely.

 

[Big Pun]

She likely dabbles in watersports.

 

[spertia]

"We need to teach our daughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her~ a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her~ a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly ~ a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her~ a man who believes he is God's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman was God's gift to man. Repost if you agree."

 

[lasbar]



"We need to teach our daughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her~ a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her~ a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly ~ a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her~ a man who believes he is God's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman was God's gift to man. Repost if you agree."

I have just been a little bit sick after reading that...

 

[L'Incandescent]



"We need to teach our daughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her~ a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her~ a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly ~ a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her~ a man who believes he is God's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman was God's gift to man. Repost if you agree."

I hope someone buys my daughter low but sells her high. For my part, I'm good at buying low, but I've had less success selling high.