Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[L'Incandescent]



do you get sechs?

Very much, but of course not with Papa Chuz. That ain't even a right thing to do.

 

[CalTex]

do you get sechs?

Very much, but of course not with Papa Chuz. That ain't even a right thing to do.

why not brah?

 

[tagutcow]

I'm always mystified at how so many meme graphics are so low-quality (some look like they've been put through five generations of saving at the absolute lowest JPEG quality) but here it actually looks like someone took a photo of a meme graphic on their computer screen and reposted a cropped version. Do they not know how copying/pasting URLs works?

 

[ImaPro]

That is too much to ask for, I'm sure most don't even know how to right click and save.

 

[kwilkinson]

More importantly, how does that meme even make sense?

 

[HRoi]

There are many people whose bills I would happily pay if that meant they had to sit in front of me while I judge them

 

[otc]

yeah, I don't get it. Not even something he would say (either the character or the actor...don't know which that is supposed to be).

Is it like "I pay all of my own bills so you can't have an opinion about me?" because...Imma still gonna judge.

 

[HRoi]

The great thing about these memes is that we never really judge you until you post **** like this. After that, I guarantee that everyone who reads your status is judging you

 

[L'Incandescent]

I judge that the person does not know as much as he or she should about question marks. (I mean like when to use them.)

 

[FLMountainMan]

That's like the various "you can't criticize a teacher unless you teach", "you can't criticize the military (or praise its accomplishments) unless you've served", etc....

It's nonsense. A "None but God can judge me" tat is a guarantee I will judge you.

 

[sonick]

Is SOOOOooo Excited right now!!! I Finally passed level 110 on Candy crush!!! So excited when I passed it on my Lunch Break I called my mom to tell her!!!

Can't make this **** up.

 

[HRoi]

If you feel the need to put her in her place, feel free to inform her that my sister is level 135 in candy crush saga. And yes, all her siblings were immediately messaged so that the news reached us without delay

 

[lasbar]



If you feel the need to put her in her place, feel free to inform her that my sister is level 135 in candy crush saga. And yes, all her siblings were immediately messaged so that the news reached us without delay

What is that Candy Crush BS about?????

I did tell recently a colleague I didn't give a monkey about her constant updates..

 

[tagutcow]



What is that Candy Crush BS about?????

It's Bejeweled Blitz for Babies. I seriously don't understand how any adult could find the patience to play this ersatz, coddling, Teletubbies version when Bejeweled gives you the undeniable satisfaction of making **** blow up real good.

 

[HRoi]

plus why is it called candy crush when every fifth puzzle piece is a hot dog?