Things you just don't get

[Gibonius]



The whole "just the tip" joke/concept. Does anyone actually do that? What's the point? Sewiously confused.

Teenagers who are trying to get virgeens a little more comfortable with the idea of actually **********, I'd suspect.

 

[Fang66]



Cricket is not a great game..

******** and die from superaids.

 

[SeanathonHuff]



the use of "lol" in IM, email or texts. Why can't people just write, "ha ha ha"? Am I a twat for refusing to use "lol"?

"ha ha ha" is used more so when laughing at things or as an addendum to cynical remarks, but "lol" connotes more joyous or innocent laughter.

 

[ZhiMingBuFanDe]



The whole "just the tip" joke/concept. Does anyone actually do that? What's the point? Sewiously confused.

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[StephenHero]

Overzealous Yelp reviews.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Overzealous Yelp reviews.

I hate Yelp. It is impossible to find any credible review. I will be looking for reviews at a five star restaurant and get a bunch of Asian hipster girls complaining that their brunch wasn't up to par. Please.

 

[tagutcow]



Asian hipster girls complaining

If they added social-network functionality to Yelp, it sounds like it would be the ideal dating site for StyleForumers!

 

[patrickBOOTH]



If they added social-network functionality to Yelp, it sounds like it would be the ideal dating site for StyleForumers!

I think they have it already. Too bad I am not attracted to Asians.

 

[tagutcow]

I don't get guys whose primary concern in life seems to be that someone might have touched their car. This seems particularly epidemic in the South.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Hmm, strange.

 

[whiteslashasian]



I don't get guys whose primary concern in life seems to be that someone might have touched their car. This seems particularly epidemic in the South.

Cars Personal motor vehicles are life...in the south.

 

[gort]



I don't get guys whose primary concern in life seems to be that someone might have touched their car. This seems particularly epidemic in the South.

There's this short fat trollish looking guy who works in my building that drives an Audi A8 and parks it right in the middle of two parking spots every day. I have NEVER seen him occupy one parking spot. Makes me so I want to park my car extremely close to his driver side door so he can't open it. Our parking lot is never anywhere NEAR full so he could park it towards the back where there's no chance of it being touched without being a double spot douchenozzle but he's a lazy fat turd.

 

[deadly7]



There's this short fat trollish looking guy who works in my building that drives an Audi A8 and parks it right in the middle of two parking spots every day. I have NEVER seen him occupy one parking spot. Makes me so I want to park my car extremely close to his driver side door so he can't open it. Our parking lot is never anywhere NEAR full so he could park it towards the back where there's no chance of it being touched without being a double spot douchenozzle but he's a lazy fat turd.

Just kick it. Really hard. Also, be confident he can't get you fired or kick your ass.

 

[Kid Nickels]

ya...figure out an inconspicuous way to set his alarm off every day.

 

[JayJay]



Cars Personal motor vehicles are life...in the south.

I don't get guys whose primary concern in life seems to be that someone might have touched their car. This seems particularly epidemic in the South.

Growing up in the South, I saw this a lot. Guys whose lives seemed to revolve around their cars.