Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Fang66]

The supposed slight against mail and milk delivery people exists nowhere but in your own mind. They are not referenced for the purpose of slighting them. They're a meme in cases of unclear paternity because the jobs were traditionally performed by men and entailed coming by the house on a regular basis during regular working hours (when the Mr. is at the office).

Thanks for explaining it to him. Being Australian, he probably didn't know anything about regular working hours.

Ah, a proud little wage slave, keep sucking massa's cock.

 

[Fang66]



Fancy expense account restaurant down the street from the office is promoting their "Happy Hour". It runs from 3-5 -- in other words, their "happy hour" ends before anyone who has to work a standard schedule finishes work. I'm not particularly a fan of the place anyway and I don't punch a clock, so as a practical matter this doesn't effect me. Nevertheless, I find it deeply offensive on principle. I kind of wish I patronized the place more than once a year so I could boycott the F***ers.

So a business attempts to attract customers during a slow part of the day, and you get all hibbeldy-jibbeldy about it, what a ******* twat.

 

[lawyerdad]

So Fang views both cocks and twats with distaste? Sounds about right.

 

[GreenFrog]

I just checked my credit score. It is below 800.

 

[SirReveller]



Thanks for explaining it to him. Being Australian, he probably didn't know anything about regular working hours.

So a business attempts to attract customers during a slow part of the day, and you get all hibbeldy-jibbeldy about it, what a ******* twat.

Fanger your rage-meter, usually 10/10 SOP, today seems at 17(??)

wtf? You get ****-canned today? Joy Luck Club reject your membership application??

 

[Piobaire]



Fancy expense account restaurant down the street from the office is promoting their "Happy Hour". It runs from 3-5 -- in other words, their "happy hour" ends before anyone who has to work a standard schedule finishes work. I'm not particularly a fan of the place anyway and I don't punch a clock, so as a practical matter this doesn't effect me. Nevertheless, I find it deeply offensive on principle. I kind of wish I patronized the place more than once a year so I could boycott the F***ers.

Best type of happy hours and the ones I tend to patronize. Don't want you self drivers around me.

 

[Numbernine]

 

[Fang66]



So Fang views both cocks and twats with distaste? Sounds about right.

Awwwww didums couldn't think of a come back.

 

[SirReveller]

"didums"?? Fanger youre gonna have to pick it up a bit to be an effective ITG.

 

[lasbar]



I just checked my credit score. It is below 800.

Is it good?//

 

[MrGimpy]



"didums"?? Fanger youre gonna have to pick it up a bit to be an effective ITG.

Everyone knows ITGs are too hard to worry about spelling.

 

[brokencycle]

I haven't heard some of these brilliant insults and come backs since high school. It is really impressive.

 

[Numbernine]

Or maybe you didn't have to sign for as much **** back in your day. I had to go through a 6 day demobilization process when I got home. From what I understand you all were handed your 214s when you got back and told to piss off. Different times, eh?

wow I haven't thought about that in a long time but that is exactly what happened

 

[lawyerdad]



"didums"?? Fanger youre gonna have to pick it up a bit to be an effective ITG.

Now, now, cut him some slack. I've learned that's a common term of affection in Fang's family.

 

[venividivicibj]

Not to drive this off topic, but wasn't that the original point of happy hours? to drive business on off days/off hours?