Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[GreenFrog]

I just had the most shameful toilet unclogging experience of my life, bar none.

It can never get worse than what I just dealt with.

On the positive side, I found a plunger that works very well. Gotta find the silver lining in ****** situations, amirite brahs?

 

[Fang66]



Okay, I've seen folks comment about the "13.1" and "26.2" bumper stickers here. This morning I saw something that blows this away. A personalized license plate, "5K RNR.". This is something so awesome you need to put it on your license plate?

What if it were Emil Zatopek's car? Oh wait he's dead, so is Paavo Nurmi, so it probably wasn't his car either, also they could run the **** out of anything over 1500 anyway so why 5K? Maybe it was Ron Clarke's car, but Ronny died a few months ago, and I don't think he was such a poser anyway, and Ron could also run anythng between 1500 and 10,000. Lasse Virén is still alive, but unfortunately he won 2 Olympic golds in the 10,000 to go with his 5ks so not likely him. So who could it be? Perhaps some dickhead?

 

[ethanm]

Green Frog has to be one of those idiots who uses way too much toilet paper. I have never clogged a toilet in my life.

 

[Mulan]

I just had the most shameful toilet unclogging experience of my life, bar none.

It can never get worse than what I just dealt with.

On the positive side, I found a plunger that works very well. Gotta find the silver lining in ****** situations, amirite brahs?

Are you sure there is enough water being used when you flush the toilet? some landlords cheap out by lowering it.

 

[GreenFrog]

The solution is rather simple. I just need to stop eating like **** so I can have better *****.

Lmao at toilet paper clogging the toilet. It's the poo and only the poo, baby!

 

[OmniscientCause]

You only clog it because you go twice a week

 

[GreenFrog]

False. I attend once a day / every other day.

Real men take giant, clog-inducing dumps. Y'all a bunch of pussies!

Spoiler

 

[Mulan]

So I was lugging up two heavy suitcases and several containers up the stairs yesterday as my apartment has no elevator. It was a long day of moving heavy furniture, so I was tired and drenched in sweat. Anyways, I got tired on my way up several flights, so I eventually let one of the suitcases down. In the process, my body also bent forward and I let out a fart..........right onto someone's face behind me. I turned around and our eyes locked. He moved aside and kept walking up as I caught my breath. I hope I never have to see him again.

 

[SirReveller]

Shouldn't the dude himself be the one posting about this encounter? ;P

 

[HRoi]



So I was lugging up two heavy suitcases and several containers up the stairs yesterday as my apartment has no elevator. It was a long day of moving heavy furniture, so I was tired and drenched in sweat. Anyways, I got tired on my way up several flights, so I eventually let one of the suitcases down. In the process, my body also bent forward and I let out a fart..........right onto someone's face behind me. I turned around and our eyes locked. He moved aside and kept walking up as I caught my breath. I hope I never have to see him again. 

 

This made me laugh so much that I farted

 

[lasbar]



So I was lugging up two heavy suitcases and several containers up the stairs yesterday as my apartment has no elevator. It was a long day of moving heavy furniture, so I was tired and drenched in sweat. Anyways, I got tired on my way up several flights, so I eventually let one of the suitcases down. In the process, my body also bent forward and I let out a fart..........right onto someone's face behind me. I turned around and our eyes locked. He moved aside and kept walking up as I caught my breath. I hope I never have to see him again. 

 

That is like a L'Incandescent's story...

My kind of story.

 

[OmniscientCause]

My gf ate all the ficoscioa bread that was my lunch for tomorrow

 

[L'Incandescent]

I needed a automobile phone charger went to Verizon because they was near. When I tried to make the purchase they asked for my phone number to where I was like "uhh, okay not sure why that's necessary to buy a charger whatevs." But then they realized my number was not on Verizon was like "Verizon is a exclusive club of which it is a honor and privilege to belong we don't sell to outsiders like you. Looks like you're on Sprenth go there and buy your charger." I was pretty pissed and so I ate their ficoscioa bread while they wasn't looking.

 

[indesertum]

^that was gold

 

[OmniscientCause]

i take my bread seriously and i feel i am the brunt end of LI's posts 50% of the time...if i cant complain about trivial things on the internet then i dont know what the internet is for.