Open Bragging Thread

[kalice]

I ate an entire cheesecake in 2 sittings.

I seduced Chuck Norris, and lived to tell about it.

 

[hossoso]

She handcuffed me last night. It hurt perfectly.

 

[Fade to Black]

I'm pretty ******* proud of the fact I seem to be the only one in my world who seems to have a clue what the **** is going on.

But then again as they say it's lonely at the top...

 

[emptym]

Defended my dissertation on Monday.

I didn't do a great job, but it's done.

Thank God.

 

[Gus]

My 27 year old step daughter asked me to call her and refer to her as my daughter. I'm blown away and honored.

 

[emptym]

^That's great!

Originally Posted by GoSurface

I started a new painting.

Very nice GS. I like this a lot as it is. Did you add the people? Are you in DC for the summer?

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by emptym

^That's great! Very nice. I like this as it is a lot. Did you add the people? Are you in DC for the summer?
Yes, I am. And congrats on your dissertation. Thanks Em, the painting is called 'Wood. Clay. Water.' and it's about family. No one sees that yet though, of course. I haven't added any people yet, it's going to be very abstract, so people will not be representational.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

Yes, I am. And congrats on your dissertation. Thanks Em, the painting is called 'Wood. Clay. Water.' and it's about family. No one sees that yet though, of course. I haven't added any people yet, it's going to be very abstract, so people will not be representational.

I see the people in it. Just not the way you want me to.

 

[contactme_11]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I see the people in it. Just not the way you want me to.

I saw that too

 

[binge]

I once quit a job by giving my boss a copy of Johnny Paycheck's "Take This Job and Shove It" record.

 

[robbie]

I am the best employee in my department, and I am getting better each day.

 

[Jenaimarr]

I can clench my foot into a fist and punch my roomate's cat in the face.

 

[playdohh22]

I reached 500 posts.

 

[supercarl]

Originally Posted by 76classic

Duplicated a restaurant menu and inserted my proposal in the dessert selections. The entire restaurant was taking our pictures by the fireplace and we had champagne on the house. Followed by a surprise limo ride and an engagement cake I set up at home reading "To the Future Mrs. Palmer...."

Now that is snazzy...

(p.s. hope your surname is Palmer!)