Open Bragging Thread

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by Brad

medwards?

Would medwards skydive out of a 737 in a huge storm in the middle of the night into (what many consider to be) the impenetrable wilderness of the southern Cascades wearing only a smart suit, loafers and sunglasses and carrying a suitcase filled with thouands of dollars and a half pack of cigarettes? I guess if you think about it that way, he probably is a member of SF.

 

[HomerJ]

Originally Posted by Augusto86

I actually sort of did this last night. Came around a curve at ~ 40, 45 mph in 3rd gear. Limit was 30. Cruiser was parked on the other side of a quite narrow road, lights off, someone(presumably the officer) walking towards it. I zoomed by and I guess he got into the car and hit the lights and siren. Took a while, though, so the car was probably off or he was just slow. However, it was on a sort of hill, so by the time I heard the sirens go on, I was out of sight. Pulled a couple of quick left-right turns, slid into a random driveway and shut off the engine and lights. I heard the siren going around and saw the blue lights in my rearview once, but after ~ 5 minutes they were gone. So I drove home at an even 25 mph. Probably wasn't a wise decision - but I figured if the lights went on out of my vision, I had plausible deniability that the cops were after me.
Slick. I like it. I can't relate my police story since this isn't totally anonymous... In college (awful lot of bragging dates from then), my housemates and I bought a case of beef patties that were recalled. We cooked and ate all but one and sent that back in for a full case refund. We're crazy like that!

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by hossoso

Would medwards skydive out of a 737 in a huge storm in the middle of the night into (what many consider to be) the impenetrable wilderness of the southern Cascades wearing only a smart suit, loafers and sunglasses and carrying a suitcase filled with thouands of dollars and a half pack of cigarettes? I guess if you think about it that way, he probably is a member of SF.
medwards does that sort of thing before breakfast. Breakfast with Chuck Norris.

 

[West24]

Originally Posted by HomerJ

Slick. I like it. I can't relate my police story since this isn't totally anonymous...

In college (awful lot of bragging dates from then), my housemates and I bought a case of beef patties that were recalled. We cooked and ate all but one and sent that back in for a full case refund. We're crazy like that!

that is something me and my friends would do! are you by any chance jewish aswell?!

 

[tiecollector]

In college a hot chick hopped my jock after she found out I was the only registered Republican at a party full of tree huggers. Ah.... to be different.

 

[Fulcannelli]

oh.... and i cant spell for sh"t

and im banging the prettiest girl on the planet...... she's my sun

 

[HORNS]

I just *********** so huge that it clogged the toilet.

 

[dl20]

My first semester in college I had a 0.6 GPA. The dean of the college had a meeting with everyone in my hall, as collectively, we had the lowest combined GPA on the entire campus. It was like a modern day version of animal house.

I'm now a year away from a PhD. Go figure.

dl

 

[Brad]

I just built a large wooden playground type contraption with my buddy for his little girl.

 

[Seven]

I kicked the game winning home run for my kickball team..team stays undefeated for 1 more week.

 

[Augusto86]

Originally Posted by RJman

medwards does that sort of thing before breakfast. Breakfast with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Originally Posted by tiecollector

In college a hot chick hopped my jock after she found out I was the only registered Republican at a party full of tree huggers. Ah.... to be different.
You went to college with Ann Coulter????

Originally Posted by Fulcannelli

im a genius
I have always been in special classes and now the only way to stop myself being branded an alchaholic is to become a poet.

oh.... and i cant spell for sh"t

and im banging the prettiest girl on the planet...... she's my sun

 

[That Guy Gus]

I am alive.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

I went to a gay guy's birthday party tonight. 1 girl thought I was MARRIED to my bff Mimi and then the bday boy's bf thought I was straight too.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

I went to a gay guy's birthday party tonight. 1 girl thought I was MARRIED to my bff Mimi and then the bday boy's bf thought I was straight too.

With that bag?

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

I went to a gay guy's birthday party tonight. 1 girl thought I was MARRIED to my bff Mimi and then the bday boy's bf thought I was straight too.

The boots you posted could scare one straight.