So I got my corduroy belted jacket last week. Tried it on, thought it looked awesome... Model it for the wife and it goes like this: stares at the belt, looks me in the eyes, stares at the belt again, then says "you look like a gay... lumberjack... chipmunk", I say " a what?!", she says "yep - a gay lumberjack chipmunk" then goes back to chopping onions...
hahaha!
you do though...
you do sort of look like a lumberjack chipmunk.
a gay one.