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[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by ohm

Also, splatter. Not that I would know.

Those calculations assume a passive drop, and not a propelled missile.

Just trying to keep it real.


- B

 

[ohm]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

Those calculations assume a passive drop, and not a propelled missile.

Just trying to keep it real.


- B

They also assume the missile is only 600 lbs.

 

[trader]

i want to punch you less in the second outfit. but only by a very small margin

 

[Master Squirrel]

Agree that aim is something to be calculated and considered. When urinating one mus be skilled enough to hit the bowl in such a manner as to a) make as little noise as possible and b) keep the splash to a minimum. This takes great practice. Only Certified Master Urinators should attempt a lid down flow. (And even then it is not recommended).

In my four part DVD: Pee Like a Gentleman: How to Earn the Respect You Deserve we will review the following:

8 Behaviors of a True Gentlemen
7 Laws of public restrooms.
10 Reasons why no one will share an adjoining stall.
3 Reasons you will stay drier by backing off from the traditional 3" distance to the urinal wall.
6 Methods of politely dealing with Toe Tappers such as Larry Craig.
4 Reasons why you SHOULD piss into the wind.
12 Urination enhancements you can make right now.

In addition at no extra charge we will throw in the following bonus lesson:
When the Zipper Breaks: How to Handle Malfunctions and Sudden Bladder Failures.

PM me for a price schedule.

 

[voxsartoria]

- B

 

[Exit English]

They both suck, but #2 sucks a little less.

You should take that first shirt, burn it, then piss on the ashes, then let them dry and burn them again just to be sure its gone.

You can do that with the second shirt too but after you have worn it to whatever it is your wearing it to.

 

[landshark]

Don't buy anymore dark shirts! If you want to keep the ones you have, don't wear them with a blazer or a suit. A white shirt with stripes and that bowtie underneath that jacket would have been killer. Undo your bottom button. #2 to stay on topic.