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Bespoke greased calf.........

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Just to add some hilarity to the thread, the description for these boots is the best.
Also, best April fools joke ever!


In our quest for the ultimate combination of form and function, we had some core questions we needed to answer:

What if I was 6” taller?

Would my legs be more strong if I strapped 5 pound weights to them every day?

Is my sense of balance really that good?


Our latest collaboration answers all those questions and more. The new S&S x Wesco Skybreaker Boots are the boot-enthusiast’s holy grail. Containing 400% more boot than your average piece of footwear, it’s part boot, part stepladder, and entirely indestructible.

Reaching objects on high shelves has never been easier, and after only a week of wear, our calves are as thick as a horse. In our experience, it takes about 3 weeks of regular wear (and a few easily healed hairline fractures), before the boots will have fully broken you in.

Should you drop something while wearing the Skybreaker Boots, you will not be able to retrieve it. It’s gone. Whatever it was, it belongs to the ground now. Just make your peace with that fact and move on. You didn’t need it anyway, you have these boots.

Finished with bombproof features, like their steel toe and shift pad to shift anything you desire in all meanings of the verb 'shift'. These boots are also able to deliver a kicking force greater than we could measure. Exercise caution when wearing the Skybreakers, especially in the presence of small animals and children. We are not responsible for any damages you incur while wearing these boots.

These run true to size - take your normal, standard-height sneaker size. Alternatively, take the square root of your Brannock device size, and then multiply that figure by itself to determine the proper size.
 
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