Reasons why New York Sucks 2022 Edition

[gdl203]

I've got @King Calder 's NYC life all figured out:

takes a little 1BR place right off Central Park, a location where friends will actually want to come visit

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he can walk out and stroll or run around the CP reservoir, walk to one of the bouldering spots, etc...

Maybe take a membership to Steep Rock West for the winter months

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Easy zip down to work downtown on the B or C

Keep his car in a monthly garage near Riverside Drive

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a quick bus ride from home, and he's in his car ready to take him to destinations North, North-East or West

Done

 

[King Calder]

haha @gdl203 you're amazing. thank you for all the advice.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I don't know how old King Calder is, but the average age of the 90s on the west side is 85 years old.

 

[gdl203]

He'll be too young for the UWS just like you're too old for Williamsburg

 

[cocostella]

Bah ha ha!!!

 

[patrickBOOTH]

He'll be too young for the UWS just like you're too old for Williamsburg

Lol touché! Irony is I might be moving uptown!

 

[gdl203]

Everything is Everything

'Everything is Everything' is the ultimate guide to bagels in NYC. Over 200 bagels reviewed in all five boroughs, with photos, interactive maps and advanced metrics. Presented by Highley Varlet.

everythingiseverything.nyc

 

[romafan]

Everything is Everything

'Everything is Everything' is the ultimate guide to bagels in NYC. Over 200 bagels reviewed in all five boroughs, with photos, interactive maps and advanced metrics. Presented by Highley Varlet.

everythingiseverything.nyc

Do NMWA folks frequent Liberty? Not sure I've ever heard of it....

 

[gdl203]

Yup. We also order lunch from there sometimes. It’s right behind Penn Station. Pretty busy but line goes fast

 

[gdl203]

By the way, Best Bagel on the same block is also top notch (been there much longer than Liberty). I have no idea why it’s not on that map.

 

[lefty]

Everything is Everything

'Everything is Everything' is the ultimate guide to bagels in NYC. Over 200 bagels reviewed in all five boroughs, with photos, interactive maps and advanced metrics. Presented by Highley Varlet.

everythingiseverything.nyc

For all that borough travel, gathering and collating information, they could have simply flown to Montreal and had a real bagel.

lefty

 

[gdl203]

Eh. There’s a lot of stuff to complain about in NYC but bagels are definitely not one. Montreal and East London beigels are just a different type of bagel, but that doesn’t take anything away from a great fresh NY bagel. It’s like saying don’t bother getting a fresh slice from Upside Pizza or Scarr’s because it will never be as good as a pizza in Naples. Different things.

 

[lefty]

I truly just don't get the NY bagel. I've had plenty and always end up thinking "chewy bread with a hole in it". I will say it's easier to spread cream cheese on the NYC version.

lefty

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I ate a bagel for the first time in like 10 years and it was at a Dunkin Donuts in New Jersey on Thanksgiving morning. I definitely wasn't impressed.

 

[ASNY2VA]

I've heard good things about H & H

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