Your first kiss?

[makker]

Spill it. When was yours, with who, when, how.. why..

To be honest I still havent had one.. on the lips at least. How sad. Maybe I should become gay?

 

[itsstillmatt]

I think it was in third grade. Maybe second.

 

[Thomas]

I remember it like it was 20 years ago. Wait - it was.

 

[origenesprit]

I was using tongue in kindergarten. Which is kind of creepy, thinking back on it.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by iammatt

I think it was in third grade. Maybe second.

Big pimpin', baby.

Originally Posted by Thomas

I remember it like it was 20 years ago. Wait - it was.

Your first kiss was at 22 years old?

 

[Jerome]

That is very personal; all I will say is that it was in a public telephone booth.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Jerome

That is very personal; all I will say is that it was in a public telephone booth.

My God! Superman was gay?!

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by makker

Spill it. When was yours, with who, when, how.. why..

To be honest I still havent had one.. on the lips at least. How sad. Maybe I should become gay?

dont fret it. how old are you ? it doesnt matter. dont put yourself down for pettier items such as this, although nice, but it is not that important.


i had my first 'romantic' kiss in college. also alot of firsts for me in college, lot of that i regret. i looking back in time would consider waiting and thinking things out before i head into stuff but thus is life.

i wish my first for everything was with my wife. that is one of the things i regret when i ponder about it once in awhile.

 

[MrG]

I don't understand why the OP thinks turning gay would rectify the problem. I mean, I'm pretty sure if you're unattractive to chicks you're going to be unattractive to dudes as well.

OP - you are aware that turning gay doesn't automatically make you attractive, right? I mean, maybe you'd get more attractive if you turned ****, but I'm not aware of any such change if you're just regular ol' gay.

Just out of curiousity, how old are you?

Originally Posted by Thomas

I remember it like it was 20 years ago. Wait - it was.

Crap. Mine was close to that long ago, too. Thanks for reminding me.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by MrG

I don't understand why the OP thinks turning gay would rectify the problem. I mean, I'm pretty sure if you're unattractive to chicks you're going to be unattractive to dudes as well.

OP - you are aware that turning gay doesn't automatically make you attractive, right? I mean, maybe you'd get more attractive if you turned ****, but I'm not aware of any such change if you're just regular ol' gay.

Just out of curiousity, how old are you?



Crap. Mine was close to that long ago, too. Thanks for reminding me.

heh - glad to help. and Kwilk - I'm not THAT old!

You know, turning gay isn't the answer, but if he swing both ways (the 'why' route), his chances of getting lucky ought to double. (This though, from Woody Allen, who might also recommend hiring babysitters as a nice way to find future brides.)

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by Thomas

I remember it like it was 20 years ago. Wait - it was.

What a coincidence!
Mine, too.

 

[Jerome]

Originally Posted by RJman

My God! Superman was gay?!
Unfortunately (for you

) I'm not gay and also even didn't kiss myself...and also not the glass panes..!! It was a girl or maybe a dog...some gays think me gay, btw (or at least bi) because I simply have no prejudice like the commoners, and to some extent its true I love you more than any simple human being could- this is conditioned by my spiritual and philosophical level of insight...

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by MrG

I don't understand why the OP thinks turning gay would rectify the problem. I mean, I'm pretty sure if you're unattractive to chicks you're going to be unattractive to dudes as well.

OP - you are aware that turning gay doesn't automatically make you attractive, right? I mean, maybe you'd get more attractive if you turned ****, but I'm not aware of any such change if you're just regular ol' gay.
I kinda doubt he meant it seriously. I took it in the vein of Mark From Plano's joaks like "hey I'm getting divorced---maybe I'm ****?"

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

What a coincidence!
Mine, too.

Jesus Rube, your first kiss was at 75?
Was your and Thomas first kiss together?

 

[MrG]

Originally Posted by Thomas

heh - glad to help. and Kwilk - I'm not THAT old!

You know, turning gay isn't the answer, but if he swing both ways (the 'why' route), his chances of getting lucky ought to double. (This though, from Woody Allen, who might also recommend hiring babysitters as a nice way to find future brides.)

Ah. Yes. He's using the maths to up his chances of getting a little Frenching. Smart man.

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I kinda doubt he meant it seriously. I took it in the vein of Mark From Plano's joaks like "hey I'm getting divorced---maybe I'm ****?"

You're a little off today, Special K. There was a bit of humor buried in my statements there; I didn't actually think the OP was going to turn gay just to get a kiss.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by MrG

You're a little off today, Special K. There was a bit of humor buried in my statements there; I didn't actually think the OP was going to turn gay just to get a kiss.
Hey! Only my gf can call me Special K.