Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[Fang66]



WTF type of geese don't fly?

The ones whose ***** livers you are so fond of. Domestic geese can't fly, they can glide for a few hundred feet in strong wind.

 

[Fang66]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Those things make he posted make no sense.

Thus, why I called him an incoherent shithead. At least he's being pithy and incoherent this time, rather than rambling and incoherent.

pithy
adjective \ˈpi-thē\
: one of the many words tuggacow doesn't know the meaning of.

 

[lawyerdad]

I was really young in 1968 and 1969. Does that count?

 

[Numbernine]

Be there or be square, If you know i don't have to tell you if you don't I can't

 

[Harold falcon]

That's horseshit. She's just getting some cock from an older daddy-figure boyfriend.

 

[lawyerdad]



That's horseshit. She's just getting some cock from an older daddy-figure boyfriend.

She has an established track record of being pretty stupid for someone who seems to be reasonably smart. Or put differently, she takes herself as seriously as many of us did at 17, but because of her success and wealth has missed out on some of the experiences that cause others to slough off some of the naivete and self-importance in young adulthood.

 

[SirReveller]

LD you sloughed off your naievety and self-importance? I didnt.

 

[Numbernine]

That's horseshit. She's just getting some cock from an older daddy-figure boyfriend.

That only qualifies her statement

 

[Numbernine]

Accusing m-m-m-m-my generation of naivety and self importance is like accusing Monty Python of being silly

 

[NorCal]



Why is breast cancer the biggest medical rallying cry in our society? Sure it is the most common form, but barely, and it far from the most lethal. Colon cancer kills 20% more people with 50% less instances. Lung cancer is about the same rate, but kills almost 6x the number of people. Hell, pancreatic cancer kills the same amount of people, and it is almost 100% fatal.

Be thankful for small favours. Do you really want to see a "set the asshole free" campaign?

 

[sonick]

Gotta admit, I chuckled.

 

[SirReveller]

 

[otc]

Strange, I don't see @edinatlanta in this photo

 

[SirReveller]

 

[otc]

http://www.davidwolfe.com/vaccine-detox-children-adults-remove-heavy-metals-toxins/

Jesus, how do people even come up with this ****? The first 3 items on their "long and scary list" of vaccine ingredients are literally just fancy names for sugar (other notable scary inclusions are baking soda, msg, and alcohol).

But then the first thing they recommend is bathing with "Zendocrine and epsom salt". I mean...if Sucrose and fructose are supposed to be scary...why the **** would I bathe in a bath filled with magnesium sulfate and something called zendocrine?
And then they go on to recommend consuming lots of silica, otherwise known as silicon dioxide...which also sounds scarier than sugar to me. They also advise that I consume a bunch of Chlorella...I don't know what that is, but it sounds like it is either made out of chlorine or is going to cause cholera .