Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[Thomas]



If he wasn't gay, Thomas would make the perfect DILF.

...I'll take "Things Mrs. Thomas Also Says" for 100, Alex.

 

[Gibonius]

Comment: Excuse me?? Oh no they didn't! (...The Universe better be glad I have a sense of humour...)

 

[Thomas]



Comment: Excuse me?? Oh no they didn't! (...The Universe better be glad I have a sense of humour...)

should have played DEBT.

oh, NVM, missed those letter values. hurrr.

 

[HelloIDistance]

"SOS!!! Im in need of a nice dress for a wedding! any suggestions where to get one of anyone have one i can barrow =]

"

The wedding is her wedding. It is in two weeks. She's 20-21 and lives in a trailer.

 

[CalTex]



"SOS!!! Im in need of a nice dress for a wedding! any suggestions where to get one of anyone have one i can barrow =]

"
The wedding is her wedding. It is in two weeks. She's 20-21 and lives in a trailer.

wtf....

 

[Thomas]



"SOS!!! Im in need of a nice dress for a wedding! any suggestions where to get one of anyone have one i can barrow =]

"
The wedding is her wedding. It is in two weeks. She's 20-21 and lives in a trailer.

wtf....

HMMM, which is worse: the get-hitched-quick deal or yet another Bridezilla who bangs on for years about her Perfect Day.

FWIW, a long-time friend eloped to Vegas back in '96 or so: she found someone, knew he was the one and they booked the tickets a few months later. They're still married, three kids, and she's still damn attractive.

 

[Neo_Version 7]



FWIW, a long-time friend eloped to Vegas back in '96 or so: she found someone, knew he was the one and they booked the tickets a few months later. They're still married, three kids, and she's still damn attractive.

Creeping. You're doing it right.

 

[Thomas]



Creeping. You're doing it right.

 

[CalTex]



HMMM, which is worse: the get-hitched-quick deal or yet another Bridezilla who bangs on for years about her Perfect Day.
FWIW, a long-time friend eloped to Vegas back in '96 or so: she found someone, knew he was the one and they booked the tickets a few months later. They're still married, three kids, and she's still damn attractive.

Getting married quick. From a psychological perspective couples tend to last longer if they have dated for at least a year and a half (or was it two years) before getting married. I am sure you already knew this, so I do not expect a OMG lol. Girls talking constantly about their wedding day is their choice, not something I see myself doing, but I would be happy if the girl I marry chooses to be rational and doesn't expect to spend a ridiculous amount of money for one event.

 

[indesertum]

is that true? i'd like to see some evidence please

 

[Texasmade]



Getting married quick. From a psychological perspective couples tend to last longer if they have dated for at least a year and a half (or was it two years) before getting married. I am sure you already knew this, so I do not expect a OMG lol. Girls talking constantly about their wedding day is their choice, not something I see myself doing, but I would be happy if the girl I marry chooses to be rational and doesn't expect to spend a ridiculous amount of money for one event.

Since when were women rational?

 

[CalTex]

Indesertum,

I'll look for it in my textbook and post my findings.

Texastyle,

Some of my older friends wives seem to be pretty rational. Married guys any input? Las, Thomas, stitch?

 

[Thomas]



(...)
Some of my older friends wives seem to be pretty rational. Married guys any input? Las, Thomas, stitch?

It's situational. Generally rational in outward-facing situations, but otherwise...nope.

 

[deadly7]



Since when were women rational?

see: my gf.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Do dumb bathing suits count?

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