Things you just don't get

[lawyerdad]



The things you pick up from a lifetime of cruising public restrooms...

Your "friend" is using the old "caught it from a toilet seat" canard?

 

[Piobaire]

How did I know that GF would be the first person to thumb that?

 

[GreenFrog]

Starts as a small thing but gets "lensed out..." is still soft so it keeps getting wider and longer ... dribbles a tiny bit, next guy comes in, dribbles more.

Chronicling your journeys at the local gloary hoal?

 

[L'Incandescent]

Colleague from work is all like "I love showing off my tighty whity's at work!" And I'm like "Umm, have you ever heard of sexual harassment it is a legal term describes something you should not do." And he's like "What the hell are you even talking about there is nothing sexual about tighty whity's just want to show off what I got!" After a little more conversation I realized he thought "tighty whity" meant slim-fit dress shirt. I was like "Jiminy Crickets."

 

[GreenFrog]

I wonder what the person who won dat powerball is doing right now

 

[ethanm]

Probably dreaming of how they're going to squander all the money and ruin their life.

 

[jcman311]

Dat envy

 

[bringusingoodale]



Probably dreaming of how they're going to squander all the money and ruin their life.

 

[Harold falcon]

Ethan's right. Suddenly giving poor people money never ends well.

 

[ethanm]

I don't understand that picture at all.

 

[Harold falcon]

He means you under-season your food when you cook. Although excessive sodium should be avoided you can add a reasonable amount to help bring out flavours in your meals. Personally I prefer Kosher salt for seasoning in most instances.

 

[GreenFrog]

I wonder if winning 900 million would ruin my life. I know a lot of people actually do end up going bankrupt and having their lives ruined by winning the lottery -- but those tend to be with people winning millions of dollars. 900 million is unprecedented.

I think I'd handle and manage it well as long as I could claim it anonymously. I'd immediately hire a lawyer to set up trusts for family members and then sock a good chunk of it in conservative investments.

Then I'd blow 100 mil on fast cars. Probably wouldn't spend any on hookers cause of Low T.

 

[double00]

Kosher salt is amazing as seasoning! just discovered the magic and will not be going back

 

[venividivicibj]

Someone in chino hills won. There was a crowd at the 7-11

 

[Harold falcon]



I wonder if winning 900 million would ruin my life. I know a lot of people actually do end up going bankrupt and having their lives ruined by winning the lottery -- but those tend to be with people winning millions of dollars. 900 million is unprecedented.

I think I'd handle and manage it well as long as I could claim it anonymously. I'd immediately hire a lawyer to set up trusts for family members and then sock a good chunk of it in conservative investments.

Then I'd blow 100 mil on fast cars. Probably wouldn't spend any on hookers cause of Low T.

Everyone says this but it never happens. I know I'd become a ******* disaster if I won the lotto. I'd plan a space trip to the Moon and burn through millions on alcohol and shoes.