Things you just don't get

[Harold falcon]



Not lucky enough to be a jelly-backed garlic breath with a pube in the back of his throat? So is he English or something even sadder?

Even sadder, he's Australian.

 

[SirReveller]

I think that just means felonious Irishman or Chinese...

 

[jcman311]



Dont be so down on the Kingdom of the Franks bra.

???
Or the Bro

 

[L'Incandescent]

Okay just got Diderik and Merchant's DNA tests back turns out they are cats. What in holy hell I thought they was human children.

 

[Harold falcon]



Okay just got Diderik and Merchant's DNA tests back turns out they are cats. What in holy hell I thought they was human children.

Ok, but are you the father or not?

 

[anzar]

My sister had a dna test done. My last name is of french descent (not really proud of that) but no french in the dna. Haha. They (my last name ansectors) came to North America in the 1600s and it has been diluted out. Woo hoo

What I did not know is that I am like 20% Irish. My grandmother was adopted and we didnt know what her heritage was. I guess we do now.

What was the motive your sister had for going that DNA test, you may also go through this and check what you get

 

[jcman311]

Curiousity I guess. My parents dont really share a whole lot unless we press them for info. And even then it is tough.

 

[Fang66]

Not lucky enough to be a jelly-backed garlic breath with a pube in the back of his throat? So is he English or something even sadder?

English I think.

Poor ****.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

There is this guy that I see walking in and out of my office building who looks so plain. He has this face that isn't handsome, nor is it unappealing, he dresses blandly, never really has an expression. Betimes I wonder about how many times his ******** come up in his mind and I think, I bet this plain, uninteresting looking man's penis is just as important to him as a hot, tone, chiseled-jawed dude in a bespoke suit.

 

[Numbernine]

Probably more so

 

[Master-Classter]

yes but I bet this plain, uninteresting looking man's penis is not just as important to anyone else as a hot, tone, chiseled-jawed dude in a bespoke suit.

 

[blahman]

That plain uninteresting looking man sounds like he would make a good spy. Maybe he is really a bad ass assassin.

 

[greger]



There is this guy that I see walking in and out of my office building who looks so plain. He has this face that isn't handsome, nor is it unappealing, he dresses blandly, never really has an expression. Betimes I wonder about how many times his ******** come up in his mind and I think, I bet this plain, uninteresting looking man's penis is just as important to him as a hot, tone, chiseled-jawed dude in a bespoke suit.

Is this you when you see your reflection in the glass door on your way out?

 

[Mulan]

Don't ever let appearances fool you.

 

[Kid Nickels]



There is this guy that I see walking in and out of my office building who looks so plain. He has this face that isn't handsome, nor is it unappealing, he dresses blandly, never really has an expression. Betimes I wonder about how many times his ******** come up in his mind and I think, I bet this plain, uninteresting looking man's penis is just as important to him as a hot, tone, chiseled-jawed dude in a bespoke suit.

What on ******* earth?!? You're thinking about some other guy thinking about his own dick?