Things you just don't get

[lawyerdad]



Bonus points as she was very into sex!

If this really warrants an exclamation point in your experience, you're doing dating wrong.

I dated two trusties.

Was this a French prison or an American one?

 

[Find Finn]



Tempting but that would probably get LE involved. Just shouldering an asshole out of line is probably going to get overlooked and not give said asshole enough juice to escalate the situation. He did tell me I was an idiot, to which I responded, at least I'm an idiot with his coffee and walked on by. The cute AZN chic cashier chuckled about the incident the next morning with me. I liked that.

Luckily I live somewhere not ruined by people suing each other constantly. If LE actually bothered showing up I would max get a $200 fine and maybe have replace it. More likely would be everyone clapping.


The only thing more annoying is people listening to music on speaker.

 

[donjuan17]

Someone should start a thread where you share pics of people holding their phone in front of their face on speaker. I swear I ran into 2 of 'em while biking today.

 

[lawyerdad]



The only thing more annoying is people listening to music on speaker.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Why do Europeans (of the continent) listen to such awful popular music? I mean I get it that lots of popular music everywhere is of dubious quality. But the Europeans (of the continent) take it "to a whole nother level."

 

[Find Finn]



Uhh... hated those as well.

 

[ter1413]



[COLOR=FF00AA]Someone should start a thread [/COLOR]where you share pics of people holding their phone in front of their face on speaker. I swear I ran into 2 of 'em while biking today.

Your keyboard broken?

 

[Harold falcon]



I dated two trusties.

Lol, whether intentionally or not, I've only ever dated poorz.

EDIT - The D.E.N.N.I.S. system, ya knah?

[VIDEO][/VIDEO]

 

[BrooksLauren77]

Did they try to use the MAC method on you?

 

[Big Pun]

I'm staying at a friend's place in Ibiza in June. Hopefully I can find some bored rich girl that is sick of all the chads and prestons and is intrigued by my blue collar background.

 

[Kid Nickels]



Oh, I know. There's a whole generation of electronic crackheads out there. Can't imagine how they function at work when they get anxious if they can't check Instagram every six seconds.


****'s crazy, they actually get measurable psychological anxiety from being away from their devices. Crash the planet into the Sun, we're done here. (now I feel old)

This speaks volumes… I can't even elaborate without getting longwinded, but I saw a pic from Coachella that summed it up nicely for me.

*******… I'm actually ordering one of these

 

[HRoi]

I told you guys about my fantasy of plucking people's phones out of their hand while they're talking and attempting to break the world record for discus throw with them...

 

[archetypal_yuppie]



I think AY spends so much time in spreadsheets that he has forgotten how to communicate with humans. 

This is correct.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I drank too much port to where now they's almands in my soul how do I get them out?

 

[indesertum]

more port

or byrrh helps too