Things you just don't get

[lawyerdad]



Sapphire...

September the best month ever.

I did not know that we are birthday brothers.

 

[Kira]

Well, I find September to be the best month in the third quarter.

















syke

 

[brokencycle]



Spoiler

Well, I find September to be the best month in the third quarter.

















syke

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

 

[donjuan17]



My birthstone is the testicle stone

Kidney stones got ya down old timer?

 

[Kira]

I don't get trivial things that go viral (e.g. Alex from Target).

 

[Find Finn]



Kidney stones got ya down old timer?

I'm fairly certain I don't have nuts in my kidneys.

 

[zarathustra]



I did not know that we are birthday brothers.

You are not alone....

 

[L'Incandescent]

The band that's playing at the brewpub tonight is called The Mennonite Delitez. I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cupboard and whatnot, but why would I want to go and see a band called The Mennonite Delitez?

 

[Piobaire]



I don't get trivial things that go viral (e.g. Alex from Target).

I would have thought you had an innate understanding of the trivial.

Her: I feel like I'm going no where in life.

Me: Your hair is mussed.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I have some friends on Facebook who are constantly posting pictures of their children. I don't mean like every once in a while, I mean multiple times per day. The children are always mugging for the camera and getting multiple comments of "oh how cute!!!" I seriously wonder how that affects a child's sense of self. In my life I've had an almost impossibly low level of engagement with children, so I really don't have any special insight, but it seems like that would encourage self-importance.

 

[redcaimen]



I have some friends on Facebook who are constantly posting pictures of their children. I don't mean like every once in a while, I mean multiple times per day. The children are always mugging for the camera and getting multiple comments of "oh how cute!!!" I seriously wonder how that affects a child's sense of self. In my life I've had an almost impossibly low level of engagement with children, so I really don't have any special insight, but it seems like that would encourage self-importance.

Don't worry, Linc. All it will take is being on the losing end of a few childhood games of cornhole and these kids exaggerated sense of self importance will dissolve like the delicate facial features of a vain but pretty afghan school girl doused in acid.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Umm, I think that makes me worry more actually.

 

[redcaimen]



Umm, I think that makes me worry more actually.

I added a word. I think it makes the post even creepier. What do you think? can you spot the word addition?

 

[zarathustra]



I have some friends on Facebook who are constantly posting pictures of their children. I don't mean like every once in a while, I mean multiple times per day. The children are always mugging for the camera and getting multiple comments of "oh how cute!!!" I seriously wonder how that affects a child's sense of self. In my life I've had an almost impossibly low level of engagement with children, so I really don't have any special insight, but it seems like that would encourage self-importance.

When I was being interviewed at a local pizza/seafood place by the breeder I was trying to get a dog from, the breeder referred to children as "those little things that make noise."

 

[Kira]

Older woman with no intention on having kids = hot