Things you just don't get

[HORNS]

And if you’ve ever been around a paper mill, the area always smells like rotten cruciate vegetables.

 

[double00]

I've experienced a room being cleared simply by opening a stale platter of crudités, so I can vouch that the florets contain and produce the noxious gases as well.

last night i thought i'd cracked the code and invented fartless broccoli it was a fata morgana

 

[imatlas]

And if you’ve ever been around a paper mill, the area always smells like rotten cruciate vegetables.

Ah the Aroma of Tacoma

 

[RedLantern]

Ah the Aroma of Tacoma

How dare you.

 

[patrick_b]

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Why? Why on earth would you want go through the effort to put knockoff Oakley and Under Armor logos on your Walmart bike?

They aren't even good joke brands like "lulz, let me put some Haribo logos on my bike like its made out of gummy bears"

@otc, I always pictured you on a much nicer MTB .

 

[Numbernine]

There's a town on Louisiana coast called Sulfur even the tap water smells like that.

 

[imatlas]

last night i thought i'd cracked the code and invented fartless broccoli it was a fata morgana

Seriously, words cannot capture just how noxious this odor was. The sudden coughing fits and watering eyes let us track the invisible cloud as it spread across the room. It took us a couple of minutes to figure out what had happened, at first I thought someone had set off some sort of stink bomb.

 

[otc]

How do you miscalculate this badly? Build a shed in the fall and by the spring you are already needing to build a bigger one?

 

[SixOhNine]

Pretty nice shed, tho...

 

[venividivicibj]

are teh farts in the *leaves* or the *trunk* of broccoli ?

microwave it and the whole room will smell like fart

 

[Omega Male]

How do you miscalculate this badly? Build a shed in the fall and by the spring you are already needing to build a bigger one?

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Get a second shed, perhaps?

 

[beargonefishing]

Why the **** did GM/Hummer/whatever the hell garbage company make a hummer El Camino?

 

[Texasmade]

Why the **** did GM/Hummer/whatever the hell garbage company make a hummer El Camino?

They wanted to make a masculine vehicular hermaphrodite

 

[lawyerdad]

Seriously, words cannot capture just how noxious this odor was. The sudden coughing fits and watering eyes let us track the invisible cloud as it spread across the room. It took us a couple of minutes to figure out what had happened, at first I thought someone had set off some sort of stink bomb.

My Dinner With Vanity.

 

[Ixelles]

My Dinner With Vanity.

Did you at least grab a Fanta and watch it unfold?