Things you just don't get

[jcman311]

Speaking of tables, I just bent your mom over one

Really? I thought she was stuck under one?

 

[otc]

You can make a 6x9 table

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[venividivicibj]

You can make a 6x9 table

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Thanks Elon

 

[brokencycle]

Thanks Elon

He did on 4/20 too lololololol

 

[otc]

Photo from a place for sale (its a multi-unit with current tenants in it, so I can forgive the mess)...

...how much god damn lotion does this woman need?

edit: nevermind, I figured it out. She has to store the lotion in the living room because there's no more room in the bathroom

 

[mhip]

Wait...
This is from an ad?
As someone who is into property management, sweet tap dancing Jesus.

 

[venividivicibj]

Photo from a place for sale (its a multi-unit with current tenants in it, so I can forgive the mess)...

...how much god damn lotion does this woman need?
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edit: nevermind, I figured it out. She has to store the lotion in the living room because there's no more room in the bathroom
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Ed has to make sure he doesn’t run out of lube

 

[double00]

nsfw but pretty funny

 

[otc]

Why? Why on earth would you want go through the effort to put knockoff Oakley and Under Armor logos on your Walmart bike?

They aren't even good joke brands like "lulz, let me put some Haribo logos on my bike like its made out of gummy bears"

 

[SixOhNine]

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They aren't even good joke brands like "lulz, let me put some Haribo logos on my bike like its made out of gummy bears"

I am definitely modding my next bicycle to be a gummy bike.

 

[mhip]

I am definitely modding my next bicycle to be a gummy bike.

Me too...
I'm making her into the badge.

 

[double00]

are teh farts in the *leaves* or the *trunk* of broccoli ?

 

[Luigi_M]

^ you are not supposed to *eat* farts, but to *produce* them, through a chemical reaction that happens in your intestine and is alimented by several foods.
So I think it doesn't really matter what part of broccoli you eat - you'll still manage to empty a crowded room with a single emission of gas

 

[SixOhNine]

Depends on which end of the broccoli you're inserting first.

 

[imatlas]

I've experienced a room being cleared simply by opening a stale platter of crudités, so I can vouch that the florets contain and produce the noxious gases as well.