Things you just don't get

[brokencycle]

Florida teen admits to killing mom after fight over bad grade

A 17-year-old Florida boy pleaded guilty Wednesday to killing his mother following a fight over a bad grade, according to reports.

nypost.com

-No attending his HS prom.
-No banging teen/adult chicks.
-No going out to clubs/lounges with friends.
-No more privacy when you just want to have a beer and chill.
-No texting chicks asking if they want to bang.
-No SF account until they are @Piobaire age.

Just for a D grade? I mean, I never got a D and if I did, I would just have forged my mom's name on the report card. Is that so difficult?

I wouldn't have had a chance to kill my mom because she'd have killed me first.

 

[venividivicibj]

I wouldn't have had a chance to kill my mom because she'd have killed me first.

damn, didn't know brokencycle was asian

 

[beargonefishing]

Why do children in movies and television shows do such great things like save the world and **** and my kids won't do a ******* dish without arguing.

 

[double00]

even with argument if you can get bear cubs to wash dishes take the win

 

[ter1413]

Walked to a local coffee shop for a hot chocolate. Sitting in the back where it is quiet. 2 women come in. 40-50 years old. 2 tables away from mine.

One woman is talking so loud and has said "like" a billion time since they sat down 15 minutes ago. That's 66666666/minute! What da fluff! How does one function in life talking as a 15 year old would?

I have on headphones and still hear her yapping!

 

[Journeyman]

Why do children in movies and television shows do such great things like save the world and **** and my kids won't do a ******* dish without arguing.

even with argument if you can get bear cubs to wash dishes take the win

Also, at least they *********** woods so you don't have to clean that up for them.

 

[beargonefishing]

My 11 year old is waiting on a gerbil treadmill thing from Amazon. She opened an Amazon package thay came in today and it had something of mine in it. She then said "goddammit there's nothing else." My response was "language," but I was laughing inside.

 

[Texasmade]

My 11 year old is waiting on a gerbil treadmill thing from Amazon. She opened an Amazon package thay came in today and it had something of mine in it. She then said "goddammit there's nothing else." My response was "language," but I was laughing inside.

Must’ve been awkward when she opened up the package that had your flesh light and W1’s rabbit.

 

[Big Pun]

IPAs and overhopped beers in general. They taste terrible and aren't refreshing.

Ipads/tablets. A much larger, less portable smartphone that doesn't make phone calls as well as a computer that does very little computing. Anecdotally a lot of the dumbest people I know seem to love using them.

 

[imatlas]

Tablets seem to have largely fallen out of favor, no? I mean they’re more useful than phones for a few things, but they suck as general purpose devices.

Right there with you on IPAs. Some places it’s tough to find anything but a sour or a mouth puckering IPA.

 

[double00]

ipa is about the only bev that i'll drink. idk?

 

[Bhowie]

Just like your politics, you have **** tastes.

 

[jcman311]

Good IPAs are good. Fruity, hoppy but not bitter. Bad IPAs (and there are a ton of them) and awful and the brewers should be stripped of their beer making equipment.

 

[double00]

Just like your politics, you have **** tastes.

it's true. your mother is ****

 

[venividivicibj]

Tablets seem to have largely fallen out of favor, no? I mean they’re more useful than phones for a few things, but they suck as general purpose devices.

They're stuck in the middle. Smartphones have almost the same processing power, and can, you know- make calls and yet still fit in a pocket. Laptops have way more storage, processing power, and (these days) aren't that much more bulky.