Things you just don't get

[brokencycle]

Seriously, where is Booth?

I saw a post by gome. So at least one of them is alive.

 

[Kid Nickels]



You're right, Kid Nickels. At least 50% of people out there aren't as savvy as you when it comes to seeing through the ruse of trend-based marketing; they probably bought a $9.99 clip-on man bun in all earnestness.

Nice way to take a joke and your misplaced assumptions and turn it into a personal critique on my state of mind… you must be a precious treasure to have around at parties.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Looks like troubles are brewing at my university we got a Ag school of which the hens have apparently been keeping up with the news of other campus protests have demanded that the History Department be changed to the Henstory Department if not they would stop laying eggs and force the chancellor to resign.

 

[Numbernine]

@clacklivesmatter

 

[jcman311]

I blame childrens books these days. Click, Clack, Moo

Synopsis

Farmer Brown has a problem. He starts to hear typing sounds coming from the barn. Those are his cows that had found a typewriter in the barn and they are using it to make demands. Farmer Brown starts to get furious after getting notes from the cows, demanding better work conditions such as electric blankets to keep themselves warm at night. But the cows are willing to withhold their milk until they get what they want and need. Later on, chickens joined the cows on strike and it gets worse for Farmer Brown because now they will withhold milk and eggs and that makes it impossible to run a farm. A duck who is responsible for carrying the notes brought the last note to Farmer Brown saying We will exchange our typewriter for electric blankets and that was a close deal. Finally the cows and the chickens got their electric blankets but unfortunately the farmer did not get the typewriter back because the duck and the rest of the ducks took it with them to make a new demand to Farmer Brown. The demand is to get them a diving board. This book illustrates the situation in a funny and hilarious way.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Betimes people get excited about a event cry out "Awesome sauce!" In my mente I'm like "Aww man don't say that."

 

[VaderDave]



Betimes people get excited about a event cry out "Awesome sauce!" In my mente I'm like "Aww man don't say that."

What about its opposite cousin, "weaksauce"?

 

[L'Incandescent]

I am willing to accept that as long as it is expressed as "weak salsa" and not as "weak sauce" or "weaksauce."

 

[VaderDave]



I am willing to accept that as long as it is expressed as "weak salsa" and not as "weak sauce" or "weaksauce."

A young fellow of whom I am acquaintances with has a shirt that sports the logo "weksos" with a line over the E. It put me into an attitude of face palmistry.

 

[double00]

what no umlaut?

 

[VaderDave]

There may very well have been an umlaut as well.

 

[L'Incandescent]

A lot of the pizza they got out there is basically just cheesy bread put to condition of circle. How come people have not noticed this? Or if they have noticed, why do they not care or raise a ruckus?

 

[lawyerdad]



A lot of the pizza they got out there is basically just cheesy bread put to condition of circle.

Sounds like they need some stronger sauce.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Awesomesauce!

 

[brokencycle]

Sounds like they need some stronger sauce.

And to replace the provel.