Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Texasmade]

If it makes you feel any better, CII/light towers hasn't looked anything like that this season.

Don’t forget global warming is going to make skiing obsolete in a few years

 

[mhip]

Don’t forget global warming is going to make skiing obsolete in a few years

 

[Omega Male]

 

[otc]

Bless him for doing the work no one else is willing to do

 

[beargonefishing]

I thought nightly erectile presentations were just the same thing as REM sleep. Specifically, REM sleep shuts down the hormone or whatever that prevents blood from constantly rushing to it. But that might just be an old chives tale.

 

[double00]

18 years seems like a long time to maintain an erection

 

[ericgereghty]

DHL tells me at 630 last night a package delivery failed due to an incorrect address being listed (from an SF vendor who has delivered multiple packages also via DHL to the exact same address), and that I need to reschedule.

Call their CS. Fella (who MUST be phoning in on a 'Nam era walkie) asks me to confirm the address. I tell him it's wrong according to your driver, provide provide the address. Guess what? It matches what's listed in their system/on the package. But, we're not done, because I need to authorize delivery at this new address...despite it always being the same (and correct) one...so now it's a new delivery in their system that will (knock wood) arrive 4 days later.

Like...just tell me your driver had an extra round at the bar and finished his route late and tough noogies for me. Who cares?

Update: these jagaloons (I google to be safe since I thought this MIGHT be a racial slur my grandpa used once upon a way back, but apparently this is from Step Brothers?) fully committed to the bit.
Included an updated (re-routing to "correct" address) label. Wouldn't ya know it, the fawking thing is identical!
Such silliness.

 

[HRoi]

Buncha girls showed up for the Super Ball party with shirts that say “Go Taylor’s Boyfriend”

 

[edinatlanta]

If my allergies are already this bad...

 

[HRoi]

This game is like watching old people fvck

 

[mhip]

these jagaloons (I google to be safe since I thought this MIGHT be a racial slur my grandpa used once upon a way back, but apparently this is from Step Brothers?)

To this day I use "makalaka" all the time. When Pineapple Express was on regular tv, every time Craig Robinson would say mothereffer they dubbed it with makalaka.

 

[Omega Male]

To this day I use "makalaka" all the time. When Pineapple Express was on regular tv, every time Craig Robinson would say mothereffer they dubbed it with makalaka.

Be careful with the pronunciation on that, "malaka" means wanker in Greek.

 

[patrick_b]

jagaloons

 

[otc]

This game is like watching old people fvck

I haven’t watched football in a while, but I feel like the analyst graphics have gotten a little too fancy.

they can be hard to follow…just circle the guy in yellow and draw some arrows. Don’t give me subtle little outlines at the player’s feet and arrows that move through the background.

Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you should.

Edit: ok I just saw a yellow circle. Must only do the fancy graphics for commentary they have a second to prepare for.

 

[otc]

How was Jesus able to afford all these commercials?

Jesus was famously poor…super bowl commercials are famously expensive.