The little horrors in life

[Big A]

Ha ha my mother de-friended me. Modern family life ....

 

[BubblyMasquerade]

Originally Posted by TKJTG

My mom sent me this message on facebook last night:

"Hi, Your dad and I are not able to see your FB wall. Is this intentional or a FB tech issue?"

I replied with:
"Hey mom, I just figured I wanted to keep my family life separate from my school life. Again, if you guys want to know what's going on in my life I much prefer to talk on the phone. Love you."

She replied with:
"ok"

...and defriended me. Normally, I'd say this a blessing and a huge relief. However, I just know this ****'s going to blow up in my face. Last time we had an argument over facebook(she started adding my ex-girlfriends), she didn't speak to me for two months and then blew up over for the phone.

LOL. fail!!!

 

[Joffrey]

One big reason I don't encourage my parents to use facebook. I post too much marsupialed ****. Anyway if they did I'd probably not friend them.

 

[WhoKnewI]

damn that's pretty ridiculous

 

[dave]

Originally Posted by Pilot

I have a fairly irrational fear. Every time I get off an elevator I'm always afraid that I'm going to drop my keys and they will fall through the small crack between the floor and the elevator and fall to the bottom of the elevator shaft. So I always keep my keys in my pocket or have a death grip on them when I exit an elevator.

it's not irrational at all. i watched a guy drop his room key down that wee crack my freshman year in my college dorm. damn thing dropped straight down and never seemed to hit either side, just straight down the pipe. t'was frightening to see. i do the same thing when walking over a sewer grate.

 

[Davidko19]

Funniest **** I read all day!!! hahahah

Seriousuly, defriended and stalking your ex's? ahahaha

 

[TeeKay]

Being too drunk to *** during a *******. I just straight told her, "Okay this is taking forever, I'm just going to pass out."

 

[Mandrake9072]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Lying in bed at night, about to fall asleep, then suddenly you think of the fact that you'll be dead one day, the sun will go nova, or an asteroid might be about to collide with the planet.

+1

I love watching the series 'The Universe' but honestly... sometimes it's far too depressing. Especially whenever I think about the state of the planet today...

 

[Naka]

Unzipping and pissing, only to realise mid-stream that you need to do a ****, so you have to simultaneously stop pissing and clench buttcheeks so you can sit down.

 

[ryoneo]

You want some extra sleep, so you press the sleep button. Then, you wake up and find that you are 10 minutes late for work.

 

[ryoneo]

When you are trying to find an amazing Appreciation that you saw last week, but can't remember the Appreciation star's name. So, it takes forever trying to find it.

 

[Smudge]

Biting into an apple to find half a maggot inside...

 

[Mandrake9072]

Originally Posted by ryoneo

You want some extra sleep, so you press the sleep button. Then, you wake up and find that you are 10 minutes late for work.

Story of my life in university. Except I would always wake up 30 minutes into class time. Too late to even bother going into class

 

[ryoneo]

You have a presentation and the technology does not work, even though you tested everything the day before.

 

[Big Pun]

Pour yourself some cereal.. open the fridge and there's no damn milk! I usually concoct a water/hallf&half hybrid to use if Im desparate.