* The 2019 secret valentines makeup for 2018 secret santa*

[aleksandr]

Given that this seems to be what I'll be "enjoying" for Valentine's Day... View attachment 1124369

I am definitely going to need the rest of what @Jr Mouse sent me to make it through the night!

Is that a self portrait of Jr Mouse?

Also I see you didn't show the butt plugs you allegedly received, so I assume they must already be in use.

 

[aleksandr]

Only aleksandr hasnt sent me details but thats a technicality i know hes shipped.

Sorry for the fail. I swear I am not typically like this but some of it must have rubbed off from this thread.

 

[Jr Mouse]

Is that a self portrait of Jr Mouse?

Also I see you didn't show the butt plugs you allegedly received, so I assume they must already be in use.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I lied about sending the butt plugs.

 

[Jmm722]

Got these two bottles. Have had Elijah Criag but never Henry McKenna.

 

[aleksandr]

Received a package. Pics to follow...

 

[edinatlanta]

Received a package. Pics to follow...

This is a pg-13 site, thanks.

 

[Lithonial]

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I lied about sending the butt plugs.

I thought the salsa was just your idea of a REALLY aggressive one. Edible delicious salsa inside too. I wasn't going to ask who you knew who could manage it, but the thought was both horrifying and kind of amazing at the same time. Kind of thing Ed would be likely to fap to using salsa (which also seems like it could be uncomfortable).

 

[edinatlanta]

A reminder to try and guess who thine SV was.

Oh and now's as good a time as any: had @erictheobscure not wussed out I'd've just had him receive without giving (a first for him). Now he gets nothing.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Well here it goes .my valentine arrived on Monday I think, I was out of town, so the explosive charge that was placed to try and eliminate me eliminated the person who has been stealing my mail the past two years. Thank you for solving my problem!

Onto the gift. A beautiful bottle of Scotch and two awesome ties! I cannot thank you enough! I have never tried the scotch, although I am excited about "turbulent, peppery, dark fruits". I don't know would what that actually means, but my wife assures me "the darker the fruit,the sweeter the juice". As I am lilly white this does make me wonder about some of her business trips.

As for my guess, the handwriting is neat and effete, the box came from Virginia, and my last name is spelled wrong, so I am clearly looking for an illiterate confederate soldier who is not a doctor. My guess is JR Mouse?

 

[aleksandr]

My package contained a Fay shirt, Paul Stuart pants (very nice material, perfect for summer) and 2 suit supply ties.

Thanks unidentified secret valentines! <3 <3 <3

 

[PhilKenSebben]

The stench of phail is beginning to set in Ed.

 

[edinatlanta]

The stench of phail is beginning to set in Ed.

Theres at least one poster who became a happy little boy thanks to a special package and he isnt sharing

 

[edinatlanta]

Also were about 24 hours away from saying one shipment was lost by usps.

 

[Jr Mouse]

Received a lovely wallet from @LA Guy today with a tease for more to come. Will be posting pics soon.

 

[LA Guy]

Received a lovely wallet from @LA Guy today with a tease for more to come. Will be posting pics soon.

The other thing is something that is more personal to me. I swear that it's not the glass pickle that Edina sent me a few years ago though. That's mine. Mine! My wife was taking down our tree and looked at it quizzically. "Oh, it's a forum thing". She knows better than to ask.