* The 2019 secret valentines makeup for 2018 secret santa*

[PhilKenSebben]

Only someone as handsome and well endowed as @Marc Voorhees ?

Nailed it in one .plus, I still have to write you a card and drop that in the mail tomorrow!

 

[edinatlanta]

According to celestial divination (FedEx shipping) the final gift shall be deposited within my Valentine by
Scheduled delivery:
Thursday 2/07/2019 by end of day


Also my post contains at least one, but no more than four, clues as to it's provenance and or contents!

 

[PhilKenSebben]

This is by far the most homoerotic piece of literature I have written this hour

 

[venividivicibj]

Just as long as I can't catch anything from reading/handling it.

 

[edinatlanta]

final package was given to my SV

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Just as long as I can't catch anything from reading/handling it.

You can't catch what you already have.

 

[justridiculous]

I received another gift today, with more of @edinatlanta's horrible love notes:

But, this was very cool:

 

[aleksandr]

Poetry 0/10
Gift 10/10

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Poetry 0/10
Gift 10/10

I agree. He had a rhyme thing going on and he pulled a total Edina and fucked it up. Last line should be "then swallow the juice of my balls"

 

[edinatlanta]

I agree. He had a rhyme thing going on and he pulled a total Edina and fucked it up. Last line should be "then swallow the juice of my balls"

First off how dare you and
Secondly its awesome that went on the box
Finally i had a letter limit and that was all thay could fit iirc

 

[edinatlanta]

At this point i can confirm i was the sv. And i may jave sent the gift to make a joke about eating my balls

 

[justridiculous]

Thank you, @edinatlanta. All the gifts were awesome. I've been thoroughly enjoying the coffee and I had some of the oranges this evening. They're incredible.

 

[edinatlanta]

Today my main job is getting The Shaming Machine(TM) primed.

The deadline to ship is the 10th which is a Sunday...you're supposed to send proof of shipping.... I have received exactly 1 (one) formal proof of shipping....no one has bragged about finishing their shopping...

Of course that means the only rational conclusion is: yall dudes playing with fire not finishing up before the deadlines.

Let it be known: if @LA Guy ***** up, and I fully expect him to, I have zero compunction hacking into SF.net and deleting his account. Please believe that.

 

[LA Guy]

Today my main job is getting The Shaming Machine(TM) primed.

The deadline to ship is the 10th which is a Sunday...you're supposed to send proof of shipping.... I have received exactly 1 (one) formal proof of shipping....no one has bragged about finishing their shopping...

Of course that means the only rational conclusion is: yall dudes playing with fire not finishing up before the deadlines.

Let it be known: if @LA Guy ***** up, and I fully expect him to, I have zero compunction hacking into SF.net and deleting his account. Please believe that.

I'll get things shipped. That said, you can't organize a secret Santa. How is it credible you could hack even your mom's Facebook account?

 

[edinatlanta]

I'll get things shipped. That said, you can't organize a secret Santa. How is it credible you could hack even your mom's Facebook account?

well she only uses one password and shared it with me, so...