I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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In an ideal world, Robert’s perfect outfit would have guaranteed him the attention of every woman in town. In an ideal world, he would have a very pretty blond hairline and a conquering moustache that would have left none of his potential victims indifferent. Unfortunately, Robert didn’t live in an ideal world, and in five minutes he was going to wake up, alone, to choose which tie - which no one would notice - he was going to wear with his impeccably cut outfit"
Holy **** these are relatable.