So I've realized that either I live in a soap opera, or I am crazy...

[Flambeur]

This is not good

 

[Warren G.]

 

[cheessus]

 

[Thomas]

 

[Flambeur]

This is all very constructive.

 

[zeeth]

you didn't give us much to construct from?

 

[DocHolliday]

If you do live in a soap opera, odds are good you will be crazy, if you are not now. And probably lost at sea, trapped in a burning building, falsely accused of murder, and then killed and resurrected, possibly with a new actor playing you.

 

[Flambeur]

That doesn't sound too bad, DH...

But seriously, I just realized today that I can't really trust most of my (even the most true) friends with any secrets because everyone is tied in with someone else, everyone gossips, and everyone has their own agenda. And there are good reasons for all of that because even in our small circle there are all kinds of crazy things going on, from extramarital affairs and love quadrangles (love triangles are for pussies) to cash payoffs, drugs (probably the least of anyone's problems) and other misc. destructive happenings...

Sometimes I just think: this is not going to end well.

 

[Big Pun]

move to the country

 

[Flambeur]

Originally Posted by Big Punisher

move to the country

I would rather die the soap opera death

 

[texas_jack]

Sounds like you need new friends. I trust my friends with my life

 

[Flambeur]

Originally Posted by texas_jack

Sounds like you need new friends. I trust my friends with my life

Don't get me wrong, I'd trust them with my life in most situations. Just not with gossip-worthy material or something.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by Flambeur

Don't get me wrong, I'd trust them with my life in most situations. Just not with gossip-worthy material or something.
I love the contradiction here: "Listen, I'd take a bullet for you, but I'm not going to tell you what happened last night." Is this about the "easy" woman?

 

[Flambeur]

Originally Posted by Rambo

I love the contradiction here: "Listen, I'd take a bullet for you, but I'm not going to tell you what happened last night." Is this about the "easy" woman?
Most women are easy, what did you mean? Edit: wait, I get it, no that's an unrelated amusing accident.

 

[kwilkinson]

I'm glad my life is thoroughly boring. No drama. Lots of boringness.