Repository Of Strange Product Names & Name Suggestions

[MyOtherLife]

I was just inspired by another thread on the strange and wacky names given to shoe models.
AE, for example, giving us names like Neumok and Cronmok. What were they thinking?! Are they mad or is it pure genius?

It need not be shoes, but let's have some fun and compile here, the names of shoes and other clothing & clothing-related products that you find regal, insane, funny, strange, etc.
Also, if you have any name suggestions to share, post 'em here!

I'll start with some name ideas for future AE shoes:

• Scansorial
• Gresello
• Sapient
• Deluctabore
• Scarlatina
• Geronibus
• Malevolent
• Carpelensus
• Sarcophagus
• Brindillahobo
• Arbistratus

Please continue....

 

[Wallcloud]

Double strappuka
Captorso
Binarium
Blobcher

 

[MyOtherLife]

Scornandmok
Shufflemok
Crocomok
Mok n' talk
Mokschnell

 

[jrd617]

Allen Edmonds Compton
Allen Edmonds Camden
Allen Edmonds Bushwick
Allen Edmonds Flint
Allen Edmonds Mogadishu
Allen Edmonds Abbotabad


Allen Edmonds Myrtle Avenue

 

[jrd617]

Allen Edmonds Neu-New Orleans

 

[jrd617]

Allen Edmonds Neu Cronmok
Allen Edmonds Cro-Magnon
Allen Edmonds Neandermok
Allen Edmonds CrunkMok
Allen Edmonds NeuCrunk
Allen Edmonds CrunkStrand
Allen Edmonds TwerkMok
Allen Edmonds NeuTwerk
Allen Edmonds TwerkStrand

 

[jrd617]

Allen Edmonds Park Avenue 2.0
Allen Edmonds Park Avenue 3.0
Allen Edmonds Park Avenue 4.0
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[MyOtherLife]

Cudmorum
Ranjuvient
Blassphorit
Brumblemut
Shuffmufflemore
Jabtabulant

 

[jrd617]

Allen Edmonds MahnaMahna
Allen Edmonds Bork
Allen Edmonds Lorum
Allen Edmonds Ipsum

 

[jrd617]

I wonder if AE-CEO is reading this...

 

[MyOtherLife]

Hope so. I am a proud owner of over 30 pairs of AE. We've come up with some good names too, and the night is young...

 

[jrd617]

How about a go at armchair shoe designer?

I'll do some of the geographic ones


Allen Edmonds Compton: AE's take on the classic "Timb" (Timberland). Done in snuff suede with dainite soles. Sleeker last.
Allen Edmonds Mogadishu: Single monk flip-flops, done in distressed Color 8 shell cordovan. Rusty brass buckles and a camp sole.

 

[Wallcloud]

E monkovate a sleek runners last made with breathable mesh and chromoexcel upper made for new generation of cross fit athletes who want to look stylish yet athletic.

AE Neujack, a boot inspired by the north woods of Wisconsin and the urban lumberjack hipster subculture. Shell cordovan with buffalo check tweed quarters. Be comfortable with an axe shaft in you hands whether felling a tree or treeing a feller.

 

[jrd617]



AE monkovate a sleek runners last made with breathable mesh and chromoexcel upper made for new generation of cross fit athletes who want to look stylish yet athletic.

AE Neujack, a boot inspired by the north woods of Wisconsin and the urban lumberjack hipster subculture. Shell cordovan with buffalo check tweed quarters. Be comfortable with an axe shaft in you hands whether felling a tree or treeing a feller.

GOLD!

 

[jrd617]

E Owens: A black high-top sneaker designed for the urban goth ninja crowd of the SW&D subforum. Done in all black shell cordovan with a sneaker sole.