Real dirty between my legs

[capnpyro]

How am I the first one to ask for pictures?

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by phatty123

okay no need to make jokes. I was asking a serioius question and its health related and i thought i was goingi to expect some good answers while half of you make jokes.

Considering this crowd and the nature of your post, I'd say you should be thrilled to be getting a 50-50 split.

 

[ts4them]

Originally Posted by Stax

sounds like some kind of fungus to me.

+ 1

 

[Faded501s]

Originally Posted by phatty123

okay no need to make jokes. I was asking a serioius question and its health related and i thought i was goingi to expect some good answers while half of you make jokes.

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

Considering this crowd and the nature of your post, I'd say you should be thrilled to be getting a 50-50 split.

+1 and I usually agree with Ed on most things but Head & Shoulders? That is some weak-ass girly ****. A real man uses Selsun Blue. Let it soak on your sacks until the tingling stops.

 

[jakejake]

I have it too. I think it's fungus.

 

[savage]

werd.. dude.. no offence but that's disgusting.. does the left side hang lower than the right?

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by Faded501s

+1 and I usually agree with Ed on most things but Head & Shoulders? That is some weak-ass girly ****. A real man uses Selsun Blue. Let it soak on your sacks until the tingling stops.

Yes but H&S serves a dual purpose. It cleans the crack and sack and it also acts as an antihemorroidal agent. Can your Selsun Blue do that??????

 

[bigbris1]

Originally Posted by Edward Appleby

Dude what the ****... who lets some skin disfigurement just chill right by their cock for a year?
I'm sorry man, but this is the funniest thing I've read in a good while. Thanks!

 

[bigbris1]

 

[Manny Calavera]

Originally Posted by capnpyro

How am I the first one to ask for pictures?

Ahem...

Originally Posted by jonglover

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[savage]

i think i just trew up in my mouth.

 

[phatty123]

okay so i went to the doctor today and he told me i have stretch marks. I asked him i thought only women get stretch marks but he said no. He also told me if you lost a lot of weight this happens though that didn't happen to me.

Anyone can recommend me what product to use for stretch marks? The doctor said i shouldn't worry about it but I want to get rid of it. Thanks.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by phatty123

okay so i went to the doctor today and he told me i have stretch marks. I asked him i thought only women get stretch marks but he said no. He also told me if you lost a lot of weight this happens though that didn't happen to me.

Anyone can recommend me what product to use for stretch marks? The doctor said i shouldn't worry about it but I want to get rid of it. Thanks.

So many jokes that can be made......

Anyway, cocoa butter is good and if you go to any maternity/baby store they'll have pregnancy stretch mark cream.

 

[phatty123]

so cocoa butter is the best option and pregnancy stretch mark cream is the 2nd best option?

I asked him if i had Acanthosis Nigricans and he said i don't. Is pentaxyl okay for stretch marks? I have and it says cocoa butter is one of the ingredients. Thanks for the help

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by phatty123

okay so i went to the doctor today and he told me i have stretch marks. I asked him i thought only women get stretch marks but he said no. He also told me if you lost a lot of weight this happens though that didn't happen to me.
Perhaps I am completely dense, but how do stretch marks manifest themselves as "real dirty between my legs?" Or did I miss a post somewhere?