Is this man marsupialed?

[Teacher]

Or does he just need attention that badly?

Chad Ochocinco plans on changing his name again. [. . .] He made the announcement on Sunday morning before the game against the Lions. This time, the new name will be "Hachi Go," which is Japanese for "Eight Five."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,207862

 

[BDC2823]

Child Please. OchoCinco's hilarious and entertaining. He's just having fun and shows that athletes can show that they are having fun on the field. He also routinely flies fans to football games, has fans meet him for dinner or at the movies and pays for them, etc.

 

[edinatlanta]

Why not change it to the Japanese word for 85 rather than eight five?

 

[Thomas]

I rather like him,
aware of his short shelf life;
he's living it up.

 

[Jbreen1]

He said like a month ago on ESPN that he was changing it to Chil'please so we'll see. He wants all the announcers to say child please when he catches the ball and that's why he wants his name as chil'please but I guess he changed his mind.

 

[Jbreen1]

O and something else I found interesting is that he eats McDonald's almost everyday, even during the season. I'm sure some of you watched the Bengals training camp series on HBO this season and I definitely gained a lot of respect for him. He's a hard worker and I find it hilarious that he eats McDonalds and other crap and is still a beast.

 

[Dakota rube]

I blame all this on He Hate Me.

 

[romafan]

this nice jewish girl at work married a guy w/ the last name pitt, and then officially changed her first name to avacado

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by romafan

this nice jewish girl at work married a guy w/ the last name pitt, and then officially changed her first name to avacado

You aren't being serious, are you?

 

[romafan]

Originally Posted by Teacher

You aren't being serious, are you?

Yes -

/

, not

(or as AF would say,

). I think there might be a cult involved....

* I would ask her jokingly if it was OK if I called her Ava, and her stony-faced monotone reply was 'No, I prefer Avacado...'

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by romafan

Yes -

/

, not

(or as AF would say,

). I think there might be a cult involved....

* I would ask her jokingly if it was OK if I called her Ava, and her stony-faced monotone reply was 'No, I prefer Avacado...'

Wow. She's weird and she's a *****. Great combination.

 

[West24]

and a dirty jew...ouch

 

[Jbreen1]

I heard of a guy whose birth name is Dick Head.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by Jbreen1

He said like a month ago on ESPN that he was changing it to Chil'please so we'll see. He wants all the announcers to say child please when he catches the ball and that's why he wants his name as chil'please but I guess he changed his mind.

I think he should change his name to I.P. Freely, for similar reasons.

 

[Teacher]

Oliver Klozov?