Get Foofed

[Mr. Moo]

Originally Posted by mafoofan

A man with an ill-fitting jacket, which has been digitally rectified by the thread god.

 

[Thurston]

rectified

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by mafoofan

A man with an ill-fitting jacket, which has been digitally rectalfied by the thread god.

FTFY.

- B

 

[TheFoo]

Originally Posted by Mr. Moo

The changes are mostly impossible so it is, by definition, a joke.

It's true, you may not be able to make many of the changes. But this process is intended to be instructive with respect to the general matter of fit, and future purchases. Maybe next time, you and others will know to avoid a jacket that requires impossible modifications.

Still, you probably could fix it a bit, if it's really worth the time and money to you. I bet a good alterations tailor could let out the chest some, let out the hem to make the jacket a tad longer, and move the pockets. As far as the pockets go, it would be ideal if you could move them down and in, but the pattern-matching will be all off. I disagree with Manton that moving them inward should be the priority--downward is more crucial, particularly if you have the hem let out.

 

[Mr. Moo]

Originally Posted by mafoofan

It's true, you may not be able to make many of the changes. But this process is intended to be instructive with respect to the general matter of fit, and future purchases. Maybe next time, you and others will know to avoid a jacket that requires impossible modifications.

Still, you probably could fix it a bit, if it's really worth the time and money to you. I bet a good alterations tailor could let out the chest some, let out the hem to make the jacket a tad longer, and move the pockets. As far as the pockets go, it would be ideal if you could move them down and in, but the pattern-matching will be all off. I disagree with Manton that moving them inward should be the priority--downward is more crucial, particularly if you have the hem let out.

Perhaps I'll do this. Or maybe not. I kind of like how it fits.

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

Expertly drôle...it was a good decision to avoid the exclamation point.
Thank you - your approval matters to me. I left the exclamation mark out as I did not want to confuse your right ventromedial prefrontal cortex.

Now let's get back to the thread topic - what awesome things has Vox done today?

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by gdl203

Now let's get back to the thread topic - what awesome things has Vox done today?

I shitted out milk and cookies. Nabisco level stuff...pretty remarkable.


- B

 

[ManofKent]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

I shitted out milk and cookies. Nabisco level stuff...pretty remarkable.


- B

You didn't happen to draft a WAYWRN digest at the same time?

 

[TheFoo]

Is no one here brave enough to be Foofed? Do I have to start looking for involuntary volunteers?

 

[kev777]

Try M Fan & Blog theres lots an lots of pics there my friend LOL

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by mafoofan

Is no one here brave enough to be Foofed? Do I have to start looking for involuntary volunteers?
Do any of mine. You choose.

 

[T4phage]

Originally Posted by gdl203

.......
Now let's get back to the thread topic - what awesome things has Vox done today?

he has made me laugh

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[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by T4phage

he has made me laugh

I have yet to post pics of myself today, so save your guffaws.


- B

 

[T4phage]

^^^
you misunderstood bill... it was the simple yet effective shoop u did..

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[maomao1980]

Originally Posted by triniboy27

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

+1, I think this is actually the first time I really did LOL'd at an internet joke. Foof away.