Chick calls me gay

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Originally Posted by nootje

when enough people call you gay, its time to buy a saddle...

Not a metaphor.

 

[HgaleK]

Originally Posted by nootje

when enough people call you Ed, its time to buy a queening stool...

Just sayin'

 

[willpower]

Originally Posted by VelvetGreen

'My mind wants you, but my body doesn't.' - killer for intelligent girls.

'My body wants you, but my mind doesn't'. - killer for dumb girls.

'Look, you're just not that attractive. We can be friends, if you insist.'

Being direct = ultimate destruction.

Good stuff. I'll add:

"Look, I need a feminine girl, not a dickless man"

 

[cross22]

Originally Posted by Pantisocrat

I turned down this one girl who was all over me. Realizing this, she started calling me gay and was being really loud about my "ability". What do you do in a situation like this?
You should look deep inside dude, chicks are usually right about these things....

 

[Syl]

Originally Posted by B1FF

Strippers do this to everyone.

I was at a strip club once and this girl wanted me to buy a dance. I declined. After a few attempts, she loudly said "you're weird dude".
Thing is - she was not even remotely attractive and I was just being evasive instead of saying the truth, and look what it got me.

Buddies had a good laugh though, and all agreed it was not worth the $20.

 

[texas_jack]

I had a woman call me a *** once but it was because I wouldn't give her money.

 

[Piobaire]

I would be happy if someone called me gay. I mean, I just wish I was in that kind of shape again.

 

[munchausen]

I bet you are at least as svelte as Andrew Sullivan

 

[Mr. Sartorial]

Obviously she's trying to attack your masculinity because you made her feel insecure. Depends on the existing relationship, but I'm a fan of the deadpan comedic response.

Her to everyone: Hey this guy is gay
You: Look can we wrap this up, I gotta get home so I ******** like 20 dudes. We're having a gangbang and it's my turn to bring the dip.

or anything remotely similar

= stunned silence

Nothing pisses someone off more than when what they're saying just doesn't matter to you.

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

I would be happy if someone called me gay. I mean, I just wish I was in that kind of shape again.
I've had any number of people call me gay. I usually take them home at the end of the evening. BUT, in all seriousness, you guys DO realize that many, if not most, gay men aren't effeminate, right? If you actually go to a gay bar, you'd probably see that many of the guys there are more "masculine" than you, can bench more than you, have a bigger wanger than you, and probably bring home a lot more scratch every month while not wasting it on dumb things like "guitar hero" and date-**** drugs. SO, if she calls you gay, maybe say "thanks."

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

How much do you bench Rach?

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by Magician

How much do you bench Rach?

I only do cardio so as to say svelte. Bulky is a nicht-nicht, as i won't be able to fit into my size 46 Dior. I can run from here to the Georgia border, though. I'm like a gaw'damn gazelle.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

I've had any number of people call me gay. I usually take them home at the end of the evening.

BUT, in all seriousness, you guys DO realize that many, if not most, gay men aren't effeminate, right? If you actually go to a gay bar, you'd probably see that many of the guys there are more "masculine" than you, can bench more than you, have a bigger wanger than you, and probably bring home a lot more scratch every month while not wasting it on dumb things like "guitar hero" and date-**** drugs. SO, if she calls you gay, maybe say "thanks."

WTF? Will you stop dispelling all my stereo types for me?

 

[RegisDB9]

This happened to me in HS, got some angry head in a mall mens-room out of it and I ignored her the rest of the year

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

WTF? Will you stop dispelling all my stereo types for me?

srsly, most of the men who hit on me at straight (or gay) bars are guys that you'd expect to meet at your weekly softball or rugby league. There are "queeny" gays, don't get me wrong, but they really aren't the majority. It's a lot of regular "bros."