Aunties pretzels hurt my stomach

[wilson brother]

Hey Guys-

Today I ate two Aunties pretzels and my stomach has been hurting me since

. My girl

said it just acid indigestion and that I should just drink some milk and stop my crying

but she knows that I am lactose intolerant

. I went to Rite Aide and a nice lady

there told me to buy Peptol Bismol

and to call her later if I'm not feeling better. My stomach is still hurting

so I don't know what I'll do but I sure won't eat those pretzels again

-Danny Wilson (the Guy)

 

[kwilkinson]

Wilson Broseph,
Leave the girlfriend and get w/ the Riteaid girl, stat.

 

[Vito]

Join the club -- Auntie Anne's pretzels bother my stomach, too. I used to eat them whenever I would go to the mall. But after I realized that they were the most likely source of my occasional stomach problems, I've haven't touched 'em.

Tough it out for a couple more days, and you'll be OK.

 

[upsettum]

Is your stomach okay now? 13 years later and this is still relatable. I hope you see this and know that I'm swearing off the mall pretzels from now on too.

Actually I'm craving one right now to be honest....