Official: STAR WARS THREAD. These are the droids you're looking for. **WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

[Jr Mouse]

Yoda should have sat in a meditating yoga stance and used the force to have his lightsaber fight the duel. It’s so obvious I’m offended they didn’t go with it.

 

[smittycl]

I'm not sure it could get more ridiculous than Yoda v. Christopher Lee. A CGI character the size of a chihuahua against an 80 year old man? Sure, sounds great. Let's do that, George Lucas.

The entire theater broke out laughing when Kermit ignited his lightsaber and jumped around like Mario from Donkey Kong.

 

[mhip]

The entire theater broke out laughing when Kermit ignited his lightsaber and jumped around like Mario from Donkey Kong.

It was still a hundred times better than anything involving an Ewok or Jar Jar....

 

[Jr Mouse]

It was still a hundred times better than anything involving an Ewok or Jar Jar....

Always liked the Ewoks. Not gonna lie.

 

[imatlas]

Yeah the fact that the Ewoks were ready to roast and eat Luke et al. redeems them from their unbearable cuteness.

 

[Jr Mouse]

Yeah the fact that the Ewoks were ready to roast and eat Luke et al. redeems them from their unbearable cuteness.

This video will never stop being funny.

 

[VaderDave]

NGL I still love the movies even though I recognize their flaws. It's when we get down to the TV shows/series that you start to lose me.

 

[imatlas]

Yeah the fact that the Ewoks were ready to roast and eat Luke et al. redeems them from their unbearable cuteness.

May the 4th be with you!

 

[beargonefishing]

@Texasmade confessed to me in private that he wanted to punch the shite out of an ewok. He asked me not to share this so don't tell him.

 

[mhip]

@Texasmade confessed to me in private that he wanted to punch the shite out of an ewok. He asked me not to share this so don't tell him.

In his defense, I believe he meant "Donkey Punch"...

 

[Fueco]

 

[SixOhNine]

Just a quick reminder that George Lucas is an assh*le.

How Rebel ‘Star Wars’ Fans Saved the Original Movies

George Lucas wants them to fade into oblivion. But some fans spent more than a decade digitally restoring the original “Star Wars” trilogy, preserving the movies as they were shown in theaters.

www.nytimes.com

 

[mhip]

So I'm watching Empire Strikes Back for the umpteenth time.
Why is it when they are trying to take out the AT ATs on Hoth, it's "The armor is too thick for blasters".....but when they wrap the cable around the legs causing one to fall, they shoot it with the same blasters and it blows up?
I demand answers...

 

[Texasmade]

So I'm watching Empire Strikes Back for the umpteenth time.
Why is it when they are trying to take out the AT ATs on Hoth, it's "The armor is too thick for blasters".....but when they wrap the cable around the legs causing one to fall, they shoot it with the same blasters and it blows up?
I demand answers...

Shields don't work on the ground because of the metric system or something like that.

 

[smittycl]

So I'm watching Empire Strikes Back for the umpteenth time.
Why is it when they are trying to take out the AT ATs on Hoth, it's "The armor is too thick for blasters".....but when they wrap the cable around the legs causing one to fall, they shoot it with the same blasters and it blows up?
I demand answers...