What Do You Do For a Living?

[hopkins_student]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

The soymilk[...]
Let's be honest, it's "soy juice."

 

[Lucky Strike]

Originally Posted by Kent Wang

Arms dealer?
No, that's me.

 

[drizzt3117]

I used to subjugate third world workers (int bus dev manager) but now just subjugate US corporations (consulting exec)

 

[knucks]

I'm a student working in the Kinesiology labs..

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by whodini

Ah, that's right. I forgot your girlfriend's father owns a steel company.

whodini

Stop the hatin on this Dude

we all know that this is my only way to get sexytime with my

girl since she saw the Dude whacking off inside her closet.

this Dude has put up posters of Jon Stamos in the girl's father's office because I heard he played with the Beach Boys in Kokomo and maybe the wilson vibe will let him stay cool.

besides, I am planning to move our whole plant to redondo beach- I heard that is in California.

have you worked in a steel plant yet?

Oh somebody please shoot me now!!!

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by hopkins_student

Let's be honest, it's "soy juice."


No. We actually milk them from the teats of female soybeans!

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

whodini

Stop the hatin on this Dude

we all know that this is my only way to get sexytime with my

girl since she saw the Dude whacking off inside her closet.

this Dude has put up posters of Jon Stamos in the girl's father's office because I heard he played with the Beach Boys in Kokomo and maybe the wilson vibe will let him stay cool.

besides, I am planning to move our whole plant to redondo beach- I heard that is in California.

have you worked in a steel plant yet?

Oh somebody please shoot me now!!!
Hot stuff coming through...

We work hard, and we play hard...

 

[Mr. Checks]

It's much more interesting to tell my former jobs:

Lawnmower and garbage taker-outer, Mother Checks

Assistant manager, Pizza store

Trained killer, US military

Dealer relations flunky, foreign automaker

Appellate attorney, private law firm

 

[riotshield]

I'm an atty in a small firm, aspiring to be a small business entrepreneur.

 

[Stazy]

dkzzzz and Bandwagonesque

I've grown tired of eating all the rye bread over here. That being said, I'm not opposed to shipping bags of bread to styleforum members

 

[dirk diggler]

vampire, I mean, lawyer for a Fortune 5 company

 

[WN2]

QA Engineer aka software tester.

 

[toyo]

Student... (trying to be a DJ, and photographer. and have some other ****** job on the other side.)

 

[aybojs]

I'm a full-time bartender. This is pretty much the only job I've had where I've actually enjoyed going to work.

 

[GQgeek]

Database/.net programmer + perpetual student. I have no idea what i want to do with my life which is one reason i'm still in school. If I had any real passion for what i was studying I'd be done by now. Thank god for the computer skillz or i'm sure i'd have some crappy low-paying job.

I'm really looking forward to finishing up a big project at work so that i can pursue my own idea for a startup that i've had for quite a while now. Only time will tell whether it ever gets off the ground. I don't really want to work for other people.