:uhoh: Disgusting workplace behaviors.

[gnatty8]

Originally Posted by HgaleK

Careful with that one. I once got sick of the fat guy next to me ripping SBDs that were so bad that I honestly wanted to gag. It was like somebody was dangling a turd from morning after getting wrecked right under my nose. I confronted him about it and the dude on the far side of the row across the isle busted out laughing and apologized. Airplanes aren't conducive to odor dissipation apparently.

He burst out laughing?

So what did you say to the guy, "would you mind not farting anymore, it's making me ill?"

 

[HgaleK]

Originally Posted by gnatty8

He burst out laughing? So what did you say to the guy, "would you mind not farting anymore, it's making me ill?"
I went off like a child actually and let him have it pretty bad... *The dude who apologized was several people away from the dude who I was sure was farting

 

[MasterOfReality]

wtf is it with the chinese and their habits?

In my last job, I got a *********** stuck in my office. From day one there were issues. He would literally yell into the phone in chinese with no regard for anybody else, he would be constantly coughing-clearing throat-snorting-burping, and the one that sent me beserk was when he starting farting every few minutes. My rant at him was enough to bring the boss running down the hall. And its not like I pent up all the anger either, I used to ask him regularly if he could be a bit more considerate.

I ended up quitting because my boss refused to move him or myself to another office.

So I have been in the next job for 2 years and my boss hires a new guy. Yep, a ***********.

Same ******* problems, minus the farting. Same old politely asking if he could just act ******* normal for once. Even the damn secretary is complaining of the noise.

Going to speak to the boss today otherwise its going to drive me ******* insane soon.

 

[Eason]

Tell him "Wo cao, nong min ya! Ni diu le ni guo jia de lian. Ni dao di zen me hui zhe me e xin? Ni de xi guan dou tai mei li mao, bie zhe yang fo ze xia ci wo da si ni." Translated: **** me, you farmer! You lose face for your country. How the hell are you so nauseating? Your habits are so rude, don't act like this or I'll beat you to death."

Without the tones he should still be able to get it.

 

[NorCal]

Originally Posted by Eason

Tell him "Wo cao, nong min ya! Ni diu le ni guo jia de lian. Ni dao di zen me hui zhe me e xin? Ni de xi guan dou tai mei li mao, bie zhe yang fo ze xia ci wo da si ni." Translated: **** me, you farmer! You lose face for your country. How the hell are you so nauseating? Your habits are so rude, don't act like this or I'll beat you to death."

Without the tones he should still be able to get it.

These are the things one really needs to know in life. Thank you Eason and thank you Style Forvm!

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

I can't stand phone calls for some reason, I have a no-call policy in my car while driving for passengers (with exceptions).

 

[binge]

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

Also, to the dude from my 5-hour flight last night who sat next to me and kept ripping SBDs every 30 minutes or so: **** you. ****. You.

That's the one downside to business/first....too short an aisle for proper crop-dusting.

 

[Mr Herbert]

had a meeting with a couple of people from one of our contractors - i was sitting about 2 feet away from one guy talking to him and half way through my sentence he plunged his finger deep into his left nostril and started mining rocks.

i completely lost my train of thought - struggled not to release a nervous giggle that was building up. took a look at his collegue whow as just sitting there stone faced waiting for me to contuinue.

i am complete baffled by the whole incident.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Eason

Tell him "Wo cao, nong min ya! Ni diu le ni guo jia de lian. Ni dao di zen me hui zhe me e xin? Ni de xi guan dou tai mei li mao, bie zhe yang fo ze xia ci wo da si ni." Translated: **** me, you farmer! You lose face for your country. How the hell are you so nauseating? Your habits are so rude, don't act like this or I'll beat you to death."

Without the tones he should still be able to get it.

**** brah, you're probably the best chinese speaker here.

 

[Eason]

Originally Posted by acidboy

**** brah, you're probably the best chinese speaker here.

I have a lot of experience yelling at farmers.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Biscotti

We use bus-tubs for food prep: we store sauce and vegetables in them, and then later throw all sorts of **** in them, and then we put food back in them.

So gross.

 

[dfagdfsh]

stop cooking your gross food in the microwave

 

[cross22]

Originally Posted by Teger

stop cooking your gross food in the microwave

+1, especially leftover Chinese...

 

[Connemara]

How about the one person, almost always a fat woman, who is perpetually sick? It is disgusting AND infuriating.

 

[gort]

Extremely fat people disgust me in general.