Things you just don't get

[patrickBOOTH]

I had an incredibly confusing evening last night. I drank a red wine while blasting Weezer on vinyl and watched my girlfriend play video games. How old am I?

 

[Texasmade]

I had an incredibly confusing evening last night. I drank a red wine while blasting Weezer on vinyl and watched my girlfriend play video games. How old am I?

Did you do this while sitting in a cuck chair in the corner?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Yes, a chair my girlfriend actually made herself

 

[Black Lotus]

Pitbull On Ice for the intermission entertainment.

He needs the money.

 

[SixOhNine]

I had an incredibly confusing evening last night. I drank a red wine while blasting Weezer on vinyl and watched my girlfriend play video games. How old am I?

42

 

[patrickBOOTH]

42

As of this day I am 39.

 

[Texasmade]

Yes, a chair my girlfriend actually made herself
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I'm glad she made you a nice cuck chair for you to sit in watch in the corner.

 

[SixOhNine]

As of this day I am 39.

But you feel older, don't you?

 

[beargonefishing]

I was 42 once. But only once, not twice like you would expect.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I'm glad she made you a nice cuck chair for you to sit in watch in the corn

But you feel older, don't you?

I feel both 80 and 25 all at once

 

[jbarwick]

He needs the money.

He paid to have the FIU stadium named Pitbull Stadium.

 

[imatlas]

Yes, a chair my girlfriend actually made herself
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Your girl's got a real nice seat

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Many of them too!

 

[double00]

Yes, a chair my girlfriend actually made herself
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i'm not surprised your old lady is into bent wood

 

[patrickBOOTH]

lol!!! She’s considerably younger than me. I know how to pick em.