Things you just don't get

[jbarwick]

King cake. It looks exactly like it tastes, trash.

We love King cake at our house. We used to but the ones at Publix but then my wife found a recipe which made Publix taste like trash. We used to order from the bakery in her hometown but then shipping rates got out of hand and $40 for a King cake is too much.

 

[HRoi]

wtf is king cake??

 

[Texasmade]

wtf is king cake??

Served during Mardi Gras. There's a small plastic baby put in the cake and whoever gets the baby is supposed to get the cake next year.

 

[HRoi]

Served during Mardi Gras. There's a small plastic baby put in the cake and whoever gets the baby is supposed to get the cake next year.
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Ooooh that’s what the stuff is called. I saw it on amazing race once. Looks gross

 

[jbarwick]

The cream cheese version tastes like a cream cheese danish and when done right is worth the diabetic coma

 

[beargonefishing]

Looks gross

Yes, a garbage can doesn't look appealing.

 

[beargonefishing]

Pg. 230

Ochello: (Ochello stabbed, dying form his injuries and taking his last breaths)
Wherefore my love I take thee in my warm busom, as sour death tugs on my staff
....
Pg. 372

Ochello: but now I must go, depart from thy embrace into eternal unwake, unto henceforth and eternal
(Ochello dies, quietly, form his injuries)

 

[mhip]

Pg. 230

Ochello: (Ochello stabbed, dying form his injuries and taking his last breaths)
Wherefore my love I take thee in my warm busom, as sour death tugs on my staff
....
Pg. 372

Ochello: but now I must go, depart from thy embrace into eternal unwake, unto henceforth and eternal
(Ochello dies, quietly, form his injuries)

About how long it took Boromir to die...

I blame the time change.

 

[Michigan Planner]

Pg. 230

Ochello: (Ochello stabbed, dying form his injuries and taking his last breaths)
Wherefore my love I take thee in my warm busom, as sour death tugs on my staff
....
Pg. 372

Ochello: but now I must go, depart from thy embrace into eternal unwake, unto henceforth and eternal
(Ochello dies, quietly, form his injuries)

What's this about staff tugging now?

 

[beargonefishing]

What's this about staff tugging now?

He's talking about death jacking his dìck off.
(beargonefishing said, not trying to sound crass AF)

 

[beargonefishing]

W1's favorite Starbursts are the yellow and orange. Is she a f-cking psychopath? I'm afraid I made a terrible mistake telling her how much life insurance I have.

 

[Texasmade]

W1's favorite Starbursts are the yellow and orange. Is she a f-cking psychopath? I'm afraid I made a terrible mistake telling her how much life insurance I have.

Wtf is wrong with her? Everyone knows the best flavors are red and pink.

 

[HRoi]

Oh come now, she merely has eclectic tastes.

Now, if she prefers Almond Joy to Mounds, then she is a psychopath and you should sleep with one eye open

 

[beargonefishing]

If it's soooo straightforward why the f-ck do you need almost an hour to explain it. If you need almost an hour to explain how straightforward a 3 hour film is, you might need a f-cking dictionary.

 

[Texasmade]

If it's sooooll straightforward why the f-ck do you need almost an hour to explain it. If you need almost an hour to explain how straightforward a 3 hour film is, you might need a f-cking dictionary.

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The Creator starring the Protagonist was much easier to understand.